Back from vacation. Had an awesome time, so sad to be home, and many thanks to Jean the awesome queen for having me as a house guest.
Sadly work didnt burn down while I was gone so I guess I do have to be here all week. But all the drama that went on is a bunch of scary why I will never date girls...
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Sadly work didnt burn down while I was gone so I guess I do have to be here all week. But all the drama that went on is a bunch of scary why I will never date girls...
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Ok. In less than two weeks I'll be in Rochester with sexygenie ...that's so exciting to me!!!
I don't think I can contain myself, I've only been in trouble for my mouth like four times so far this week.
Pay attention folks, it's only Tuesday. I can't wait to go on vacation, it'll be my first in years. First Cali, then NY...I'll be one tired...
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I don't think I can contain myself, I've only been in trouble for my mouth like four times so far this week.
Pay attention folks, it's only Tuesday. I can't wait to go on vacation, it'll be my first in years. First Cali, then NY...I'll be one tired...
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dvsskunk:
He sounds like a freak have fun on your vacation. 
vegas_scrote:
Good luck on your vacation... Sounds like you might need to take a vacation after all that vacationing..
Ok, wowza.
What an interesting 3-day. I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend, mine was pretty damn spiffy,
Isaiah took me out for Valentine's on friday. Dinner & a movie (Don't go see Along Came Polly, it's painful). But on the bright side I got to defend Isaiah's honor from some homo-phobes and I love to make grown men cry, so it was worth the...
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What an interesting 3-day. I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend, mine was pretty damn spiffy,
Isaiah took me out for Valentine's on friday. Dinner & a movie (Don't go see Along Came Polly, it's painful). But on the bright side I got to defend Isaiah's honor from some homo-phobes and I love to make grown men cry, so it was worth the...
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rickroyal:
I think trailers are designed to fool you. Which is why I tend to think of trailers as their own unique artform. A really good trailer is quite amazing.
pissed:
good luck with the boy-I left that path long ago & have no ideas how to proceed for you-other than HAVE FUN-life is short...or too long to live with regret whichever way you wanna look at it. OH & thanks for the suggestions-maybe we'll get ta check them out!
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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dvsskunk:
heh heh heh. Thats pretty damn funny. HAppy valentines day 
sexygenie:
soooooooooooooon....very soooooon...you will be heeeere! =D how was your weekend?!
Valentine's Day is coming so be sure and buy your overpriced flowers
and candy. I'm sorry but wasn't a dozen roses $10 yesterday? Does it
really cost $40 to make a pink box instead of a white one? Oh, and
don't forget to buy a card written by a complete stranger which I'm sure
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and candy. I'm sorry but wasn't a dozen roses $10 yesterday? Does it
really cost $40 to make a pink box instead of a white one? Oh, and
don't forget to buy a card written by a complete stranger which I'm sure
sums up exactly how you feel about the special person in...
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egon:
better than flowers?
showing up at someone's house and playing "you are my sunshine" on your mandolin.
but don't tell anyone, for that is my plan for saturday. (and as my old lady is on the site, I don't want her to know
)
showing up at someone's house and playing "you are my sunshine" on your mandolin.
but don't tell anyone, for that is my plan for saturday. (and as my old lady is on the site, I don't want her to know
)The show is over.
Thank the stinkin' lord.
Back to weekends of bars & local bands, good times with Isaiah and movies.
I can't wait to take this break from theatre.
I played hooky from work yesterday and went out to Lake Las Vegas. It was gorgeous. Nice weather, no crowds, nothing to do but browse the shops and look at the homes I could...
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Thank the stinkin' lord.
Back to weekends of bars & local bands, good times with Isaiah and movies.
I can't wait to take this break from theatre.
I played hooky from work yesterday and went out to Lake Las Vegas. It was gorgeous. Nice weather, no crowds, nothing to do but browse the shops and look at the homes I could...
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sexygenie:
glad to hear you went on a mini vacay...and that the show is OOOOOVER! vday will be over before you know it. i say decorate cardboard legolas in frosting and play hide the marshmallow. or..something...yes. =)
or just walk down the street and airhorn the porn pushers. chase them if they run. heee!
or just walk down the street and airhorn the porn pushers. chase them if they run. heee!
Except for violent ass Rusty trying to take a swing on me. I get so sick of his cokehead temper tantrums, at least we close this weekend.
Just your average weekend of shows & bars. I felt so bad I couldnt go out with Rob on Saturday...but then I'm the SM and he waited til the last minute when there was nothing I could do....
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Just your average weekend of shows & bars. I felt so bad I couldnt go out with Rob on Saturday...but then I'm the SM and he waited til the last minute when there was nothing I could do....
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cantuttayo:
Adventures of Baron Muchausen Rocks
dvsskunk:
those fucking nazis
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot:
Paprika Huatulco
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:
Meg the Egg Los Angeles
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name:
M. Ma
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:
Toffee...
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Paprika Huatulco
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied:
Meg the Egg Los Angeles
"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name:
M. Ma
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen:
Toffee...
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tsalt:
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are..?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are..?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Stolen from the amazing Little Lulu
"The Perfect Man"
[1] hair color- I love dark hair on a guy, but I do have a weakness for redheads...but I'm open to change, so go orange for all I care
[2] eye color- I like light eyes, I'm talkin the crystal blue/green that looks like wolf eyes...mmmm
[3] skin color- Don't care
[4] height- At least my...
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"The Perfect Man"
[1] hair color- I love dark hair on a guy, but I do have a weakness for redheads...but I'm open to change, so go orange for all I care
[2] eye color- I like light eyes, I'm talkin the crystal blue/green that looks like wolf eyes...mmmm
[3] skin color- Don't care
[4] height- At least my...
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sexygenie:
HAHAHA bravo to you on the butt comment. wallet does not count. exactly right!
i've made signs and plastered them all over town, in an effort to have a line for you to screen upon your arrival
i've made signs and plastered them all over town, in an effort to have a line for you to screen upon your arrival
Well, one week of the show down.
Rusty got boo'd opening nite. Laughed at when he died Saturday nite. Followed by an ass chewing by the director Sunday.
He's sexually harrassed one of the employees of the Library District, so they may shut us down today. It must be awesome to so (self-proclaimed) famous.
In other news...
Looks like the plans for the rest of...
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Rusty got boo'd opening nite. Laughed at when he died Saturday nite. Followed by an ass chewing by the director Sunday.
He's sexually harrassed one of the employees of the Library District, so they may shut us down today. It must be awesome to so (self-proclaimed) famous.
In other news...
Looks like the plans for the rest of...
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Ok. This is the last thing I will say about the pompous ass (Cuz if I keep going on about him up until the disappearance it will be obvious who beat him with a 2X4).
There's a local theater chat board which he's made some comments about how people cannot handle being on a stage with him because he is too much. Too much what?...
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There's a local theater chat board which he's made some comments about how people cannot handle being on a stage with him because he is too much. Too much what?...
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vegas_scrote:
Break a leg with your show. Opening night jitters be damned. Maybe a well placed, poorly anchored sand bag from the rafters during dry run may solve your psuedo-prima donna problem.
tsalt:
When is the next show?
Alright. So I got to say my piece and now Rusty lives in fear of me.
I am a much happier camper for it too. He punched my best friend in the ribs and I had to attack him. No one touches anyone on my stage. The best part about it is, he gave the best performance ever after I ripped him a new one....
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I am a much happier camper for it too. He punched my best friend in the ribs and I had to attack him. No one touches anyone on my stage. The best part about it is, he gave the best performance ever after I ripped him a new one....
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sexygenie:
most excellent! glad to hear things are back on track. like you say, a slap is the best form of therapy =)
STEVE?!?!?! really?!?! holy crap get that whole adventure on film!
and yes, now accepting butt pillow concept applications. though in a sick and twisted way, i'd probably miss the pain. know what i mean?
STEVE?!?!?! really?!?! holy crap get that whole adventure on film!
and yes, now accepting butt pillow concept applications. though in a sick and twisted way, i'd probably miss the pain. know what i mean?
egon:
Steve, Sweet! That should be... wait...who's steve?
Glad you got to give that guy what for. Punching people in the ribs is a dumb thing to do if you aren't ready to go toe to toe. People seem to forget that tho when blinded by their own ego
Glad you got to give that guy what for. Punching people in the ribs is a dumb thing to do if you aren't ready to go toe to toe. People seem to forget that tho when blinded by their own ego
e!