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Friday Jul 23, 2004

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"No pain, no gain."

Whoever first said that should have his nuts stepped on. Yea, it's 9 AM. Yea, I'm awake. Yea, my toothache woke me up.

Sooner or later I'll get it pulled. Last time it was hurting me, I resolved to call the dentist the next day. When I woke up, the pain was gone, so it kinda slipped my mind.

So anyway, a month or two ago I hung out with this girl who tried to jump my bones last summer. Nothing happened. Just watched tv, had a beer and talked to her mom.

Tuesday I find out she went off and told some of Melissa's friends that she and I were in her hot tub and doing stuff.

Of course Melissa decided to believe her and not me at first. (even now I'm not sold she believes me) When Mel found out about the whole thing, my sister was in the car with her and their other friend.

So out of spite she decided to hang out with this guy that I hate yesterday. Then went to a party for a guy who wanted her in high school that she saw at Shampoo the other night.

Anyone following this or am I just blabbering?
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
godsmoker:
I hope your tooth feels better. Sure you don't wanna play hockey? We could high-stick your tooth out for ya. wink Hope you had fun hanging out with Jack.
Jul 24, 2004
quietlythere:
Schumi winning has become the norm.
Jul 25, 2004

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