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Tuesday Dec 14, 2010

Dec 14, 2010
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Sitting here in the apartment.

The roommate is out until who knows when this week. Pretty sure he goes back up north this weekend, which is nice because I'll have the run of the place.

Couldn't figure out why my room was so cold. That is, until I tried to lock my windows and realized there was a half inch gap at the top that was open. Hopefully my night will be much warmer.

Boringest blog ever, except that last night I went to a holiday reception at the governor's house. One rare perk of being a writer.

ARRR!!!
jena:
Oh coming from you, isn't that sweet? Kiss kiss.
Dec 14, 2010
jena:
Btw last night I was subjected to the smallest wang I have ever seen in my life. It was like feeding a whale a tic tac. My memory needs bleaching.
Dec 14, 2010

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