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To: Parking Officer F, Fral:

From: TwoToner

Re: Learn to fucking read.

Dear Parking Officer Fral:

Yes, it is indeed true that I parked in a "Press Only" space at 10:30 at night. However, I should probably direct you to the not one, but two "Press" placards I have on my car. There's one from New Jersey and one from Pennsylvania.






Now I know they let anyone work for the PPA, but seriously though, can't you fucking read?

Thanks for making me take off from work to fight the $31 ticket.

Asshole.

Edited to add: SG NEWS picked up a piece I wrote. Check it out if you get a chance.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tadkil:
Wow! Sort of thing makes you say, "FUCK!"

Apr 26, 2008
calliope:
WEll i hope he goes with Luke actually, my other son is Lucious, sounds to much like Lucas.
Apr 27, 2008

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