Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

twotoner

Member Since 2003

Followers 56 Following 252

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Apr 20, 2008

Apr 19, 2008
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
To: Parking Officer F, Fral:

From: TwoToner

Re: Learn to fucking read.

Dear Parking Officer Fral:

Yes, it is indeed true that I parked in a "Press Only" space at 10:30 at night. However, I should probably direct you to the not one, but two "Press" placards I have on my car. There's one from New Jersey and one from Pennsylvania.






Now I know they let anyone work for the PPA, but seriously though, can't you fucking read?

Thanks for making me take off from work to fight the $31 ticket.

Asshole.

Edited to add: SG NEWS picked up a piece I wrote. Check it out if you get a chance.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
tadkil:
Wow! Sort of thing makes you say, "FUCK!"

Apr 26, 2008
calliope:
WEll i hope he goes with Luke actually, my other son is Lucious, sounds to much like Lucas.
Apr 27, 2008

More Blogs

  • 04.25.18
    3

    It’s been awhile. Is any of the old SG here? Life’s an interesting th…

  • 05.30.13
    0

    Thursday May 30, 2013

    Toronto bound. Anyone know of good shit up there?
  • 03.09.13
    0

    Saturday Mar 09, 2013

    Still here. Wondering when my membership will run out.
  • 01.13.13
    2

    Sunday Jan 13, 2013

    "Girls" is just Sex and the City, but poorer, with hipsters who smell…
  • 01.09.13
    2

    Wednesday Jan 09, 2013

    I know I'm not the youngest guy on this site anymore, but seriously, …
  • 10.10.12
    5

    Wednesday Oct 10, 2012

    A fantastic night with Morrissey in NYC. Radio City Music Hall wa…
  • 10.02.12
    1

    Tuesday Oct 02, 2012

    I found some letters and other things I wrote back when I was like 19…
  • 08.05.12
    0

    Sunday Aug 05, 2012

    Tall girls who can have a real conversation apply here.
  • 07.20.12
    4

    Friday Jul 20, 2012

    Dear people posting about the shooting in Colorado: Just because …
  • 07.18.12
    0

    Wednesday Jul 18, 2012

    Stuck going to Warped Tour on Friday. I had a look at the bands a…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
15
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,123,275 followers
  • 14,905,913 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,356,183 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo