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Sunday Jun 24, 2007

Jun 24, 2007
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So I come home the other night and enter the house through the garage door. I pull down the door with my right hand, searching for the lock with my left hand.

Somehow I managed to put my middle finger inbetween the folds of the garage door and closed it all the way.
I couldn't see my hand in the door because it was dark, but I did have to reach down and open the lock on it. The lock won't lock unless the door is fully closed.

So I have that going for me. It's a little sore right now.

The spandex short parade goes on. Still undecided on if I'll get them or not. Thinking about getting something like these:



to go along with the jersey I bought:




This is all leading up to the Cancer ride on the 15th and then the Philly to Shore to Philly ride in September.

So...any other thoughts on the spandex?

ARRR!!!
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grimjack:
Yup...I've done that. Crushed my finger. Surprised I didnt destroy some bone. Shows you how malleable ye olde bone can be.
Jun 24, 2007
aponia:
Ouch...your finger crush trumps my scraped up legs definitely!

I like the shorts...me-ow!

But then...I grew up reading comic books...I have a soft spot for dudes in tight clothing.
Jun 26, 2007

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