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Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

Jun 28, 2005
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today was great. me and my sister went to eat this morning then went to this new organic food store the shit they had there was awesome they had "bible bars" nutrition the way god intended that was the catch line. i'm not making this shit up. then i found "sweet shalom " for the jewish crowd the one i found the best was PMS tea i laughed about that for hours.

after the holy organic store i went to go get some clothes i go to get shoes and we find the happiest person in the world this girl was crazy happy like crack happy as soon as i walk in she screams from the back of the store "WELCOME!!!! is there anything i can help you with if you get a pair of shoes you get a free pair of socks cause it's appreciate your feet week" says all that in like .0001 secs i ask if they have this pair of shoes in an 11? and she runs back to the back to check like it's a race. after i decide to get the shoes she yells "OH MY GOD" we got socks that would go perfect with those " and hops like a kangaro to go get them. after we get out of there me and my sis are talking about it and we came to the conclusion that she had to have had some shoe related tragedy in her past like she got a shoe string caught in an escalator and this is the way to exercise the demons or a foot fetish cause no one is that happy about shoes

all and all i laughed my ass off today and feel alot better,

3 songs of the day
flogging molly- drunken lullabies
311-all mixed up
new foun glory- singled out
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
trementina:
I need that time to read...as I just got this pink victorian novel about two girls who have a show and are lovers, dressed as boys...I NEED TO READ IT NOW!!!
Jul 1, 2005
mikeyangel:
Actually not PMS. This is not for premenstrual. This is when it hits if not the next day. Whenever cramps are the monster that won't go away.
Jul 1, 2005

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