two_d

well i had a intresting weekend friday. as i said i bartended at a friends party dressed up as issac from the love boat( mustache and all) but half way through the night i lost the afro got a sunbraro and became Sanchez the mexican bartender i had everyone singing flogging molly songs it was awesome. i had a great time some people got way too drunk and i had to take care of them. i had the chance to have sex with a coulpe of girls but i passed cause they where way too wasted, annoying as piss and whores but it was funny to hear these two girls try to get me by talking about what they've done sexually in the past if i recall right one of the stories went like one girl had sex with like 6 or 7 guys in one night and 2 were like virgins and the other did like 4 and three were virgins the same night. to this i replied "wow it sounds like you two certainly are nymphomaniacs"(even though i know they had no idea what the word means) they just did a drunk giggle and asked i would like to go to one the bed rooms and "get to know each other better" which i thought was weird that they would go in to details about how they have been filled out like applications but when it come to asking someone if they'd like to go have sex they seemed shy. i had a friend of mine pretend to be my girlfriend just so they'd leave me alone. beyond that it was a good time and i can say i gave women screaming orgasms all night . my fake girlfriend took pictures of it so when she gets them developed i'll post them

saturday i went to the mall to get some new shoes since i walk to work alot the shoes i had looked like shit. so i found these kickass converse made from hemp.later i went to a friend's house and we got had some drinks and played video games i went 43-0 in street fighter which where nickname and screen name came from cause since i was a kid i kicked all my friends asses in 2-d fighters. then i got my ass handed to me in halo 2 ahhh good night

3 songs on the day
banditos- the refreshments
seven deadly sins-flogging molly
seasons-sevendust

well that's my weekend what did you do? and if you didn't do anything make something up.