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Wednesday Jun 14, 2006

Jun 14, 2006
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hey long time no see.

i've been away for awhile and i'm just now getting back some serious shit has hit the fan in my world. first my grandmother got sick and i had to go take care of her ,then my computer broke, and after that my roommate got the... well since i'm not supposed to be talking about it let's just call them the united states super sneaky security squad (that's a good name for them) called on him that's right the U.S.S.S.S.S. for being suspected of being a terrorist. i'm not making this shit up. him and a friend use gmail and gmail scans your email for words you use alot and sets up advertisements based on the words you use alot like if you talked about how you can't get it up they'd put a viagra ad up. so my roommate and his friend wanted to see if they could get advertisements from al-Qaeda so they wrote these emails back and forth called ...well i'm not supposed even say it so let's just call them the BILL KUSH emails and in these emails they don't use one conherent thought they write stuff like "we will lick the beacon cunt of democracy." him and his friend post these on myspace and some asshole in colorado get pissed cause they're in the air force and decide to just start cursing us out for making fun of the president so my roommate photoshops there baby in a meth lab with a serenge in his hand and a thought ballon saying "i love meth more then mommy"(and let me tell you he looked so damn cute in that meth lab). so these people call and report him as a terrorist and are trying to sue him for child exploitation. and on top of that the government comes here to investagate and by the time they get to my appartment they know there's no threat from us at all the first words as soon as they walk in is"you guys better have some porn up in here." they go through the standard questions and leave. so now my roomate is a enemy of the state. how have the rest of you been?




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hayes:
holy fucking shit dude, that's quite the story. Just another reason I'm glad I'm canadian...
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