sup bitches
i've had a bad couple of weeks first off i found out my grandmother has to have surgry and might not make it. then i started kindof seeing this girl i had a huge crush on i high school everything started out really good some hot and heavy makeouts and calling me every day so then she tells me there's 2 guys that she want to have sex with so right off i'm thinking i'm one of them. one is her friend chase the other is my roommate luke . just so you know my roommate dresses like a serial killer and tells jokes about dead babies. so it ends up she's been using me to try to fuck my roommate. i think i'm about to move to montana turn gay and become a cowboy cause my luck with women is gettin horrible. but atleast i got a story to tell
by the way for any incubus fans i just got these live albums and they're fuckin great i highly recommend them.
i've had a bad couple of weeks first off i found out my grandmother has to have surgry and might not make it. then i started kindof seeing this girl i had a huge crush on i high school everything started out really good some hot and heavy makeouts and calling me every day so then she tells me there's 2 guys that she want to have sex with so right off i'm thinking i'm one of them. one is her friend chase the other is my roommate luke . just so you know my roommate dresses like a serial killer and tells jokes about dead babies. so it ends up she's been using me to try to fuck my roommate. i think i'm about to move to montana turn gay and become a cowboy cause my luck with women is gettin horrible. but atleast i got a story to tell
by the way for any incubus fans i just got these live albums and they're fuckin great i highly recommend them.
hayes:
what a bitch, you should feed her to your roomate, sounds like he'd enjoy that...