Spring is here in California. It was close to 80 today. It was glorious. Must be global warming. Oh shit, the beach area will be inundated and the new beach front will be several miles inland. And the poor polar bears will be swimming with us in the new, tropically-warm Pacific Ocean off of Stinson Beach south of Point Reyes. I will be there tomorrow....
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twixxie:
... and, Maximilian is the name of my new nephew. 
burmilla:
I like to hold it in my hands, smell it, look at it, admire its beauty. And them slip it on carefully. Sit back and enjoy the auditory pleasure rush.
Of course I am talking about listening to vinyl records.
How can you feel the funk when your ipod has 10,000 songs?
Who the fuck wants to listen to 10,000 songs?
If the future is...
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Of course I am talking about listening to vinyl records.
How can you feel the funk when your ipod has 10,000 songs?
Who the fuck wants to listen to 10,000 songs?
If the future is...
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iam_walrus:
Amen.
The quiet "swoosh" as the needle follows the lead-in spiral is the foreplay for that rush...
The quiet "swoosh" as the needle follows the lead-in spiral is the foreplay for that rush...
The beatles.
Did you know that I collect original Beatles LP's in still sealed condition. I have most of them except the first two. I only collect American first issues. My father got me started when he gave me his copy of the White Album. He bought it on the first day of issue. I loved that album. It is my favorite Beatles album. I...
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Did you know that I collect original Beatles LP's in still sealed condition. I have most of them except the first two. I only collect American first issues. My father got me started when he gave me his copy of the White Album. He bought it on the first day of issue. I loved that album. It is my favorite Beatles album. I...
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adrenalynne:
you listen to some good music.
i got a copy of the white album from a friend of mine. but i left all my LPs with a friend when i moved. he's babysitting them for me. haha.
i got a copy of the white album from a friend of mine. but i left all my LPs with a friend when i moved. he's babysitting them for me. haha.
twixxie:
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa is the man who can understand
How a man has to do
Whatever he can
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess, no
He don`t take no mess
Now Papa might grin
Drink a little taste of gin
Bet his last ten on
A little game of skins, hit me
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess, hey, hey
Papa digs the chick
If she look real slick
Papa rap is very quick
He defintely ain`t no trick
Oh, yeah
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa is the man
Who will take a stand
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, don`t, Papa don`t
Look, dig this
Papa didn`t cuss
He didn`t raise a whole lotta fuss
But when we did wrong
Papa beat the hell out of us
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t take no mess
I saw Papa cry when he
Thought that I would die
Lookie here
I saw papa cry
I saw Papa cry when he
Thought that I would die
He says something was in his eye
I knew it was a lie
Papa loves his son
Mama said Papa`s smart
Papa got a whole lotta heart
And Papa would do his part
When the game get hard, hit me
James Brown from the album HELL.
This is FUNK!
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa is the man who can understand
How a man has to do
Whatever he can
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess, no
He don`t take no mess
Now Papa might grin
Drink a little taste of gin
Bet his last ten on
A little game of skins, hit me
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess, hey, hey
Papa digs the chick
If she look real slick
Papa rap is very quick
He defintely ain`t no trick
Oh, yeah
Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa is the man
Who will take a stand
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, don`t, Papa don`t
Look, dig this
Papa didn`t cuss
He didn`t raise a whole lotta fuss
But when we did wrong
Papa beat the hell out of us
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t, Papa don`t
Papa don`t take no mess
Papa don`t take no mess
I saw Papa cry when he
Thought that I would die
Lookie here
I saw papa cry
I saw Papa cry when he
Thought that I would die
He says something was in his eye
I knew it was a lie
Papa loves his son
Mama said Papa`s smart
Papa got a whole lotta heart
And Papa would do his part
When the game get hard, hit me
James Brown from the album HELL.
This is FUNK!
Its Saturday, and I am thinking about the issue of ass fucking versus cunt fucking versus mouth fucking. Ass fucking has that naughty, forbidden edge to it, that I like. Mouth fucking is great because I love the tastes so much. Cunt fucking is fun to watch and fun to do with a strap-on dildo. See, my problem, is that I like fingers and tongues...
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danyul:
yeah, I agree with you, no dicks hehe. Seriously, if it aint dick you want, then go enjoy some woman's fingers and tongue. Go for what you like, and obviously right now, no dick or dick like thing will do. Have a good one.
Though I will say, having one and hearing such makes me sad.
lol
Though I will say, having one and hearing such makes me sad.
lol
twixxie:
I am not anti-male. I was married at age 20. Divorced at 23. This is just a stage. Don't worry, it probably is only temporary. I am omnisexual.
No that wasn't my ass in that last blog.
Jeez, I found that one on the web. On a porn site. She is not very attractive. It is kind of like an animal ready to be artificially inseminated. Now I have never done this, but I have seen it on TV. You put on thick rubber gloves and get a hand full of jizzum, and...
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Jeez, I found that one on the web. On a porn site. She is not very attractive. It is kind of like an animal ready to be artificially inseminated. Now I have never done this, but I have seen it on TV. You put on thick rubber gloves and get a hand full of jizzum, and...
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iam_walrus:
Rednecks as in they go to family gatherings to meet women?
twixxie:
No, you silly walrus or elephant seal, Rednecks are scarey motherfuckers who hate city folk and revenuers. They have red necks because of some fungal rash that they have in Mississippi, Alabama, Tennesee, West Virginia, and Bakersfield California. And they want to come over here and kill each and every one of you. Now I say, "Wait a minute, Rednecks, lets try to be friends." Let's have a block party.
Shit, I am sick of writing sexy stories. Sex is for having, not for writing about.
But check out my group SEXUAL ROLEPLAYING. My stories are all from my head. That's why I have a headache right now. I had to ban one person from the group because he was harassing me with emails. You want to hear a truism? There is an asshole in...
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But check out my group SEXUAL ROLEPLAYING. My stories are all from my head. That's why I have a headache right now. I had to ban one person from the group because he was harassing me with emails. You want to hear a truism? There is an asshole in...
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twixxie:
God, I would love to go to Brazil and curl up with you, Burmilla!!!
twixxie:
Thanks to all! I feel better right now.
Trix
Trix
Now is the time for all people's hearts and minds to turn away from sinful thoughts of lust and passion, and start to focus on college basketball.
Yes, it's March, and the NCAA tournament is just around the corner.
Now, I am not a tall woman. Nor do I have big muscles. And I must say that I can barely make the rim from the...
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Yes, it's March, and the NCAA tournament is just around the corner.
Now, I am not a tall woman. Nor do I have big muscles. And I must say that I can barely make the rim from the...
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twixxie:
Charging is prostitution. That's against the law in the state of California, but not Nevada. I think I should like to play at UNLV.
Backcourt is anal intercourse. Nice and neat.
Double dribble is jizzum dripping from your pussy and his cock.
Travelling is crossing into Nevada to get some legal paid pussy.
Overtime is what you don't want when you are getting paid pussy in Nevada.
A low seed is what you call cumming on the floor.
A high seed " " " " " " " ceiling.
Backcourt is anal intercourse. Nice and neat.
Double dribble is jizzum dripping from your pussy and his cock.
Travelling is crossing into Nevada to get some legal paid pussy.
Overtime is what you don't want when you are getting paid pussy in Nevada.
A low seed is what you call cumming on the floor.
A high seed " " " " " " " ceiling.
machiavel:
hehe
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ozzz:
HAHAHAHA!! YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!
We got your back Twix!!!
We got your back Twix!!!
twixxie:
SG can't afford me. 
I am so fucking horny for this new friend of mine. I just wrote her a sexy email, and had to change my panties after I sent it. I am not opposed to masturbation, although I don't think I have talked about masturbation before on my blog. So this is new.
My view of masturbation is very good right now. I can see everything from...
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My view of masturbation is very good right now. I can see everything from...
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scarlett:
going to read my email now... 
going to read my email now...
twixxie:
Oh, baby, you're the ginchiest !!!!!!
GINCHY adj. Student., Esp. West Coast. 1. Wonderfully good or attractive.
1959 'Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb' (pop. song): You're the ginchiest!.
1990 'Mystery Science Theatre' (Comedy Central TV): Aw, she's the ginchiest.
2. (perhaps of independent origin) anxious; jumpy; Antsy.
1970 C. Harrison 'No Score' "I got very ginchy about being left alone with Aileen, very hopeful and very anxious both at once."
GINCHY adj. Student., Esp. West Coast. 1. Wonderfully good or attractive.
1959 'Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb' (pop. song): You're the ginchiest!.
1990 'Mystery Science Theatre' (Comedy Central TV): Aw, she's the ginchiest.
2. (perhaps of independent origin) anxious; jumpy; Antsy.
1970 C. Harrison 'No Score' "I got very ginchy about being left alone with Aileen, very hopeful and very anxious both at once."
the straight eight:
1. Don't drink if you are an asshole when you are drunk.
2. Dress up nicely on a first date.
3. Don't assume that every woman is straight and wants to fuck you.
4. I will fuck any woman that is not straight.
5. A blow-job should not be work. It is fun, and you should enjoy yourself as much as the...
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1. Don't drink if you are an asshole when you are drunk.
2. Dress up nicely on a first date.
3. Don't assume that every woman is straight and wants to fuck you.
4. I will fuck any woman that is not straight.
5. A blow-job should not be work. It is fun, and you should enjoy yourself as much as the...
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twixxie:
Syn Seven,
I picked 13 out of 24. That's still an F.
But I was thrilled about Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge and her wife.
I hope he runs for president.
I agreed that The Departed was the best movie of the year. I think Taxi Driver and the Departed are Scorsese's two masterpieces.
I picked Alan Arkin, Forest Whitaker, and Helen Mirren.
I personally disliked Dream Girls and all three of the movie's nominated songs.
I enjoyed watching Jack with his shaved head and sunglasses.
And I liked Ellen Degereris. She has balls. I like women with balls.
I picked 13 out of 24. That's still an F.
But I was thrilled about Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge and her wife.
I hope he runs for president.
I agreed that The Departed was the best movie of the year. I think Taxi Driver and the Departed are Scorsese's two masterpieces.
I picked Alan Arkin, Forest Whitaker, and Helen Mirren.
I personally disliked Dream Girls and all three of the movie's nominated songs.
I enjoyed watching Jack with his shaved head and sunglasses.
And I liked Ellen Degereris. She has balls. I like women with balls.
theg:
Forked prick? I think I can agree with these commandments.