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You all know about the literary use of exaggeration in prose. Well, I write my blogs to entertain my friends. I add things to my words to make them more interesting... to make me appear more hard-ass... to shock and awe... to say things that you couldn't say to grandma. Sometimes, i think some of my homies take me too literally. I mean, I am totally in love with vhott, however the reality of me moving to florida is currently listed in Vegas at 10,000 to 1 odds against it ever happening. Why would I move from a paradise like santa cruz. I know vhott understands what I am saying. She understands how girls love and lust for each other. But she knows I am not going to uproot everything to move to a place that might be underwater in 20 years. Plus, I don't like alligators. And I rooted for Ohio State against the Florida Gators. My aunt lives in Ft. Lauderdale, and I don't want to get any closer to that bitch than I am now.

Can you take it? Can you accept the fact that trixie sometimes stretches the truth to blow people away. I am not about to write a boring blog. And I will not write an unsexy fantasy. So dig it.

I just believe in truth in advertising. You can always count on me!

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