the straight eight:
1. Don't drink if you are an asshole when you are drunk.
2. Dress up nicely on a first date.
3. Don't assume that every woman is straight and wants to fuck you.
4. I will fuck any woman that is not straight.
5. A blow-job should not be work. It is fun, and you should enjoy yourself as much as the blowee does.
6, Making love should be the goal. Learn the difference.
7. Don't wear a tatoo or get a pierce just to be cool. It is cooler to do what you want to do.
8. Don't fuck man with fork-ed prick.
These did not come from god to moses to the israelites. They just came from my head and I put them in my blog.
I am not very religioius.
1. Don't drink if you are an asshole when you are drunk.
2. Dress up nicely on a first date.
3. Don't assume that every woman is straight and wants to fuck you.
4. I will fuck any woman that is not straight.
5. A blow-job should not be work. It is fun, and you should enjoy yourself as much as the blowee does.
6, Making love should be the goal. Learn the difference.
7. Don't wear a tatoo or get a pierce just to be cool. It is cooler to do what you want to do.
8. Don't fuck man with fork-ed prick.
These did not come from god to moses to the israelites. They just came from my head and I put them in my blog.
I am not very religioius.

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I picked 13 out of 24. That's still an F.
But I was thrilled about Al Gore and Melissa Etheridge and her wife.
I hope he runs for president.
I agreed that The Departed was the best movie of the year. I think Taxi Driver and the Departed are Scorsese's two masterpieces.
I picked Alan Arkin, Forest Whitaker, and Helen Mirren.
I personally disliked Dream Girls and all three of the movie's nominated songs.
I enjoyed watching Jack with his shaved head and sunglasses.
And I liked Ellen Degereris. She has balls. I like women with balls.