Enough about assholes.
Today let's talk about self-defense.
I am not a big person, but I know how to disable two attackers.
I took a couple of classes, but it is very important for a person's confidence.
There are bozos out there who want to hurt or just fuck with you.
They may be drunk, or rednecks, or gay bashers, or just rapists.
No matter who they are, unless they have a gun, you can generally get out of a situation safely.
I have talked my way out of many. But sometimes I needed to be gutsy, like Clint Eastwood. Kick a knee cap, step on their instep, slam them in the balls, spray them with pepper spray, and run like hell. I ran track in highschool. If you are slow, move away from the person and scream FIRE HELP.
If they have a gun, they are dangerous, so you have to give them what they want. But talk to them. Tell them you have herpes badly oozing all over your crotch. Tell them that they can have all your money. Just don't get shot.
And if you are carrying a gun, which is a mistake usually, make sure you know how to use it really well. Just remember that the rapist you shoot will sue you for disabling him. And if you are in a war, take as many out as you can before you get killed. Or just say NO to war. I say NO to war. I want to live to be 30!!!!
Trix
Today let's talk about self-defense.
I am not a big person, but I know how to disable two attackers.
I took a couple of classes, but it is very important for a person's confidence.
There are bozos out there who want to hurt or just fuck with you.
They may be drunk, or rednecks, or gay bashers, or just rapists.
No matter who they are, unless they have a gun, you can generally get out of a situation safely.
I have talked my way out of many. But sometimes I needed to be gutsy, like Clint Eastwood. Kick a knee cap, step on their instep, slam them in the balls, spray them with pepper spray, and run like hell. I ran track in highschool. If you are slow, move away from the person and scream FIRE HELP.
If they have a gun, they are dangerous, so you have to give them what they want. But talk to them. Tell them you have herpes badly oozing all over your crotch. Tell them that they can have all your money. Just don't get shot.
And if you are carrying a gun, which is a mistake usually, make sure you know how to use it really well. Just remember that the rapist you shoot will sue you for disabling him. And if you are in a war, take as many out as you can before you get killed. Or just say NO to war. I say NO to war. I want to live to be 30!!!!
Trix
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Rent it, borrow it, steal it... Just see it.
I dig your post--I have taken some different level combative classes over the years, which has just lead me to want to know more about defending myself. I believe that a potential rapist / thief / asshole drunk guy probably sees me as an easy target... I grew up in a small and super safe place, so I never had to worry very much about crime. I live in the city now, and it's been a big wake-up for me. My husband was in the Marine Corps, and he's constantly making sure that I know what to do if someone comes at me. His advice is to kick super hard in the guys shins... because you can do this facing the attacker or if he's got ahold of you (kick backward). I guess it hurts nearly as bad as being kicked in the balls!
I've also been to war... (which I also say NO to, by the way!)... and agree with what you say on that. I work in counseling and mental health though, so I think I had a bit of a different experience....
In any case sweets, keep on kickin ass