So yesterday I get off of "work" and decide to go help my buddy open Bongos. yeah cause when you party there as hard as I do they want ya there first thing. So anyways we open up at 8pm and I leave for ten fucking minutes to go talk to my other buddy who owns the bar, Club 54, right next door. When I get back to Bongos there are these old people on one side of the bar and on the other side is the usual Bongos crowd. This old lady gets behind the bar and starts playing this really shitty music on the kick ass sound system. Well since I am ALSO the assistant DJ there now and get to play whatever the fuck i want cause it's all gooood music. I get behind there and the first song I put on is "She hates me". Needless to say the old people left.
The night then got crazy as usual. Shots, beer and lots of Jack.
Then i had some girl come up to me and asks "Are you twitch because I was told that you are the craziest fucker on the island?" I said yes I am twitch and then she asked for some Blow. WTF!!?? just because i like to party doesn't mean I snort up. So I told her i had a contact and went around back to the storeroom and got her some powdered sugar. She was soo excited she just grabbed it and ran out the door. Of corse I didn't charge her. hehe.
Yup. Just another average night for me on the Island of Sin.
What's gonna happen next?
Party like a Rockstar!!
The night then got crazy as usual. Shots, beer and lots of Jack.
Then i had some girl come up to me and asks "Are you twitch because I was told that you are the craziest fucker on the island?" I said yes I am twitch and then she asked for some Blow. WTF!!?? just because i like to party doesn't mean I snort up. So I told her i had a contact and went around back to the storeroom and got her some powdered sugar. She was soo excited she just grabbed it and ran out the door. Of corse I didn't charge her. hehe.
Yup. Just another average night for me on the Island of Sin.
What's gonna happen next?
Party like a Rockstar!!
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harvdog:
hahahahahahah, ya gay bastard, why don't ya come back to oregon and get married to one of our local fags. there's enough of them here, the article just might go through. shit, most straight people should not get married. dude, whare are ya.
gingergayle:
jack daniels is the enemy, my god that shit has tore me up more times than i'm willing to admit to 