AArrrrggghhhhhh!! Ppllllllzzzztttt Fuck!
O.K. Now that that's done.
Only 2 damn days left til my vacation is over.
However deacon and I both agree that this has been the craziest vacation we both have ever taken.
So here's a recap from start to finish.
1. deacon gets picked up from airport we go to bar.
2.Stay out til 3am I wake up butt ass naked in my room with one of my roommates in my closet, deacon wakes up in a pool.
3. Next day I'm told while on vacation I'm not allowed back to the house.
4. 11am i take deacon to the middle of the rainforest to see beer drinking pigs
5. I introduce him to Mamawana, St. Croix Moonshine.
6. Take him to a bar at Rainbow beach.\
7. Go back to house with some girl we just met and take my roommates beer drink it and wake up at the girls house.
8. Jump on water taxi to small private island resort and pretend to be guests.
9. buy seaplane tickets to go to st. Thomas.
10. Kidknap girl we had met and take her with us.(we didn't pack any clothes)
11. get to the other island and go bar hoping.
12. try to light a bar on fire, meet some cool people, wind up in some gangster drug dealin stripp club where we were the only 3 white people in there.
13. Get a room at a fancy hotel that used to be a pirate's castle.
14. jump in pool in our boxers, Arin the girl had a swimsuit, jump off the second story balcony, I push deacon off a 10 foot balcony while he's sitting in a chair. The pool was closed and we were in the middle of a lightning storm.
15. 5am go to bed.
16. Been like 4 days now and had maybe 4 hours of sleep.
17. check out, jump on ferry and got to St. John to look for wild boars and donkeys.
18. go to bar, get in jungle taxi, go swimming in boxers, get lost in jungle.
19. Get back on ferry, then on seaplane, get back to st. Croix.
20. Got to Bongo's, Close it down and continue to drink there for another hour. I'm friends with the owner.
21. The owner, daecon arin and a bunch of other people go next door to 54's, i know the owner.
22. They close and we stay for 2 more hours.
23. Bigger group now, go to east bound bar. It closes at 7am, we walk out at 9am.
24. end up at someone elses house. This girl buys us tickets to go to the B.V.I's.
25. we miss the plane. Tickets refundable. yeah.
Birthday night.
26. Deacon decides he is gonna finally break me.
27. 2 dozen shots or so I wind up in the back of my truck with deacon at the wheel with the 2 girls we met, we end up at arins house , she carries me to her bed and has her way with me i am told cause I don't remember a damn thing.
28. Barely make our flight to Charleston, Loose my baggage, drive to Savannah, GA , get tat, camp on some hiway, sleep in cemetary, go bar hoping, then I break deacon.
29. Oh yeah and we re-enacted a scene from fight club. Look at his page.
Other then that next for me will be Portland, OR. The city I adore and love and will live there again.
Party like a Motherfuckin Rockstar!!
O.K. Now that that's done.
Only 2 damn days left til my vacation is over.
However deacon and I both agree that this has been the craziest vacation we both have ever taken.
So here's a recap from start to finish.
1. deacon gets picked up from airport we go to bar.
2.Stay out til 3am I wake up butt ass naked in my room with one of my roommates in my closet, deacon wakes up in a pool.
3. Next day I'm told while on vacation I'm not allowed back to the house.
4. 11am i take deacon to the middle of the rainforest to see beer drinking pigs
5. I introduce him to Mamawana, St. Croix Moonshine.
6. Take him to a bar at Rainbow beach.\
7. Go back to house with some girl we just met and take my roommates beer drink it and wake up at the girls house.
8. Jump on water taxi to small private island resort and pretend to be guests.
9. buy seaplane tickets to go to st. Thomas.
10. Kidknap girl we had met and take her with us.(we didn't pack any clothes)
11. get to the other island and go bar hoping.
12. try to light a bar on fire, meet some cool people, wind up in some gangster drug dealin stripp club where we were the only 3 white people in there.
13. Get a room at a fancy hotel that used to be a pirate's castle.
14. jump in pool in our boxers, Arin the girl had a swimsuit, jump off the second story balcony, I push deacon off a 10 foot balcony while he's sitting in a chair. The pool was closed and we were in the middle of a lightning storm.
15. 5am go to bed.
16. Been like 4 days now and had maybe 4 hours of sleep.
17. check out, jump on ferry and got to St. John to look for wild boars and donkeys.
18. go to bar, get in jungle taxi, go swimming in boxers, get lost in jungle.
19. Get back on ferry, then on seaplane, get back to st. Croix.
20. Got to Bongo's, Close it down and continue to drink there for another hour. I'm friends with the owner.
21. The owner, daecon arin and a bunch of other people go next door to 54's, i know the owner.
22. They close and we stay for 2 more hours.
23. Bigger group now, go to east bound bar. It closes at 7am, we walk out at 9am.
24. end up at someone elses house. This girl buys us tickets to go to the B.V.I's.
25. we miss the plane. Tickets refundable. yeah.
Birthday night.
26. Deacon decides he is gonna finally break me.
27. 2 dozen shots or so I wind up in the back of my truck with deacon at the wheel with the 2 girls we met, we end up at arins house , she carries me to her bed and has her way with me i am told cause I don't remember a damn thing.
28. Barely make our flight to Charleston, Loose my baggage, drive to Savannah, GA , get tat, camp on some hiway, sleep in cemetary, go bar hoping, then I break deacon.
29. Oh yeah and we re-enacted a scene from fight club. Look at his page.
Other then that next for me will be Portland, OR. The city I adore and love and will live there again.
Party like a Motherfuckin Rockstar!!
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Have a great week.
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