twitchmc02

outta fuckin control vacation and it's only begun.

So yesterday I call Enterprise car rental to come pick me up to get a car. The guy driving was outta his mind. He's telling me about all this crazy shit going on in these houses we were driving by. he would laugh about nothing at all. What a nut. So we get to the place and I tell the guy at the front desk I want the cheapest economy rental for the week. He starts typing on the computer and asks me what I'm doing in town. I told him I'm just passing by. That I heard Portland was a kick ass place for music. Little did he know I lived there for 4 years. hahahaha. So anyways he asks me what I do and i tell him I'm a Rockstar! This guy becomes all eyes. He says "really are you in a band?" I told him I was the drummer for the band "Coitus". Which is true we're just not famous...yet. So next thing I know they bring out a brand new Chevy trailblazer with every accessor available. they give me the lowest price aloud and give me unlimited mileage.

I love my life.

So today I get treated like a damn animal abuser at the Zoo. I go there bacause I love checking out the wildlife. I go into the petting zoo and there are Pygmy Goats there. So i'm petting one and give it's belly a little squeeze. the lady freaks out! They kicked me out of the petting zoo. So I went on and wondered around the rest of the zoo and still had fun. The last time i was kicked out of somethinmg so rediculous was the Boyscouts but that's a whole nother story.