Right now I'm in New York visiting my friend Amber. Went to the pizza shop down the street because they sell Steel Reserve and got two cans and a speidei sub.
Saw the girl at the Dunkin' Donuts get a cup full of cream dumped on her crotch by her male coworker. I found this amusing as I stood there making comments like "Look what you've done!" There were so many comments to be made and so little time but appearently I brought ammusment to someone's day with my crass and often highly offensive sense of humor.
I can't wait until I get my tax return check, it's going to be like $600. I want to put a stereo in my car and fix the front end. I also need new tires. Hope fully nothing happens between then and now to fuck things up...
Had a conversation with my brother earlier too...we decided that when our mother dies we're going to sell her body to science to try and cover her debts.
Saw the girl at the Dunkin' Donuts get a cup full of cream dumped on her crotch by her male coworker. I found this amusing as I stood there making comments like "Look what you've done!" There were so many comments to be made and so little time but appearently I brought ammusment to someone's day with my crass and often highly offensive sense of humor.
I can't wait until I get my tax return check, it's going to be like $600. I want to put a stereo in my car and fix the front end. I also need new tires. Hope fully nothing happens between then and now to fuck things up...
Had a conversation with my brother earlier too...we decided that when our mother dies we're going to sell her body to science to try and cover her debts.