twistedkittenfur

i have a new pick up line....which is "hey I want to reproduce, can I borrow your sperm"
maybe this sense of humor is why I make people around me uncomfortable.....
or maybe my constant threats of slight stabbing....I mean I'll only stab you a little, not a lot.
sperm
lol
my mom asked my dad today if she had a hand job......I couldn't help myself and said well if you had to ask then it wasn't really worth it was it? (they were talking about the car wash)
mmmm I still have a gut full of happy that happy that lies deep down in you and makes it seem like everything is okay.
oh and I'm sure it's full of doom....DOOM.
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