Yay so I just got home, and it's nice to be able to sleep in a bed...mmmmmm but I took some pictures because there was an epic battle for the wine......that's why I won't go anywhere with out my cork screw basically My friend Kitty and I spent 25mins trying to get into a wine bottle with a steak knife.....we are idiots. 
and after all that work and then success that made me feel slightly important....the fucking fly wanted a drink too.
and after all that work and then success that made me feel slightly important....the fucking fly wanted a drink too.
tireoghain:
I had that VERY problem at a party i was at a few months ago. Minus the fly. I ended up getting a cordless drill and drilling the cork out, Black Books Style 
angelofartifice:
I hate wine, but strangely enough I have had to do the exact thing about a dozen times. The hard part seemed to be not getting any of the little broken off chunks of cork in the wine.