twistedkittenfur

I could be the most awesome chick in the world If I owned an AK47. WANT!!!!!!!! it's such a fun weapon. NEEED!!!
I could use it for good like batman. GOOD!!!!! BATMAAN!!!! I need guns, and I think i should start with the ak47. I fired one the other day. and I LOVES IT!! LOVES!!! WANT NEED GOOD BATMAN LOVES AK47!!!!! I need to go...
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So I just got off work and was really looking forward to my parents being asleep so I could stir fry some tofu, and smoke a bowl and pass out watching Naruto. In other words having some alone time of awesomeness. BUT NOOOOOOO. When I got home my parents where not even home, it was midnight and that's odd as fuck. but YAY, right? no....
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So I just got back from the redneck games. I people watched and drank beer like the good ol boys. I was miserable mostly but there where people there that just looked like they were missing a few brain cells. It was so hot. it was like I'm going to suck the life out of you and make you dead hot. gotta love southern back...
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I just got back from Callaway Gardens in pine mountain ga.1st off this is the second year that I have gotten dragged out there by my mother. bleh i hate that place, mostly because it's sorta podunk. I actully didn't have to bad of a time this year though. I went swimming quite a bit, and I went to the butterfly gardens. So yay! I'm...
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I'm sitting here at a friends house, that I might add I was suckered into going to, thinking that I really need some alone time. I was at home playing the legend of zelda on my ds, chilling. I have realized that I haven't stopped running in almost two weeks. it's been party after party, and I haven't really been sleeping. I'm tired. and I...
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i just spent the whole night tripping on the most wondrous shrooms......i laughed my ass off and it was great

So I'm driving across the country in july. or rather I'm riding in a car across the country the last two weeks in july. Joel and I are going back to San Francisco.
this time we are going camping with Joel's aunts neighbor.
YAY camping.
you know what makes me feel like the biggest loser alive?
I don't know if I want to go
because...
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I'm sorta bummed out.
sorta don't have the energy that would make it better.
I don't know what to do.
well I do but I don't want to do it.



I fear the rejection.

and it only comes to this point if I make it.
I wanna go to sleep for a long long long time.
then when I wake up none of this will...
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i'm thinking about ending my sg account I don't really do much here anymore, but I think I would miss it if i did. but I catch myself rarely here anymore. hmmm what to do what to do.

i have a new pick up line....which is "hey I want to reproduce, can I borrow your sperm"
maybe this sense of humor is why I make people around me uncomfortable.....
or maybe my constant threats of slight stabbing....I mean I'll only stab you a little, not a lot.
sperm
lol
my mom asked my dad today if she had a hand job......I couldn't help...
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I am sooooo happy right now that it scares me. everything that I have wanted for so long I seem to have gotten. so something bad is on the horizon if the past does repeat it's self. but fuck that I am totally willing to ride this happy wave. this is new to me. Idk I don't even have words for how well things have...
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I just had one of the best nights ever.
good art+awesome people+that boy I like from work= best night ever.
oh I am so glad I went to that art show.
and now I might possibly have someone who can fix my tattoo.
YAY sg. YAY art. YAY my friend didn't puke all over the back seat of my car.
boo I wish I had...
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