twistedblack

IT'S UPDATE TIME IT'S UPDATE TIME OH YES IT'S UPDATE TIME

lol ok umm that was stupid but who gives a fuck right? Anwayz ahem lets see NEWS BULLETIN FOR THOSE THAT GIVE A SHIT witch is no one I TWISTED BLACK AM GETTING A HAIR CUT YES THAT'S RIGHT LADIES THE LONG HAIR IS GOING TO BE GONE i know i'm sad too but hey if this hole let my friend change my look doesn't work out i can allwayz grow it back. EVEN THOUGHT IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO GET IT THIS LONG. anwayz also i'ts going to be alot shorter and i mean SHORT. like no hair on side of head and short spikey hair on top i know not enough of those right. anwayz this is the stupidist journal update i ever made. And u know what I'M NOT DONE THATS RIGHT FOLKS THERE IS MORE. stop that sir it isn't that bad of news. Anwayz i'm also going to be decreasing the amount of black i wear from all black to maybe a black shirt i know i don't know how i'll live without it but i will have to try i know it's like someone punched me in the eye and stole all my money don't get mad she says it will increase my sex apeal with the ladies oh now u love the idea well i have to post pics of the new TWISTED BLACK but i don't know if i'll be all twisted black anymore well i will be on the inside. i know too long and u'd like me to stop right I thought so but hey the girl that wants to do this is lauren i know hot ok thats all for now see next time and arrr i'm a


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GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TESTIMONIALS OR U'LL LEARN WHY I'M TWISTED.


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