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Friday May 16, 2003

May 16, 2003
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invisible writing

By Rob Benefiel

i once wacked off
into a blank piece
of paper
folded it up

put it in
an envelope
and sent it to a woman
asking me how things
were going

i had totally forgetten
that i had done that
until she called me
and said
rob what the hell
was that all about

what was what all about i asked

you sent me a piece
of paper
all stuck together with your name
at the bottom

oh i said
that must have been my mind

if that's your mind you
must be one mindless motherfucker
right now

yes sir and i'm better off
than i've ever been

and she talked a while more
until i said
hey this is costing you
and like a whore
she said
you're right

weeks later i got a letter
but it wasn't her mind
or her heart
it wasn't even her
and i came into that one too
but i kept it out of fairness
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demoivre:
Ouch. Crunch time blows. My physics instructor gave us a formula for finding our grades and I worked it out wrong (which is why I'm a physics major, not a math major, he,he) and (wrongly) concluded that even if I ace the final, I'd end up with a 69% in the class! I almost shot myself until I realized my mistake--whew. Now I can bomb the final and still get 80%. Muuuuch better.

Good luck on your thesis! Hang in there!
May 21, 2003
thursday:
re: damn, guess i missed that one.
who looks like a big ol' retard? oh yeah, that'd be me...
May 21, 2003

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