twiggy

Basically he broke up with his girlfriend and now keeps asking if he can see my boobies on skype. Dude, no. No. No. No. He forgets (and I let him) that he really upset me and that I'm still a little annoyed. Also, he said:
' know you have a new guy, and you don't want me lurking about trying to chat you up

I guess I just liked getting to chat with you, and occasionally getting that feeling of closeness that I wasn't getting elsewhere

like

it's pretty much why I broke up with her

I got chatting to you again, and realised that in fact her chat was utterly, utterly shit when compared to yours'

I told him this would happen, I told him he was on the rebound and that she was blatantly not right for him and boring with not very good hair and he didn't listen and 6 months later I get this. Like seriously, I have all kinds of moved on and you are upsetting me. all that fucking shit about us being friends and now its all about the can I see your boobies, you're so great. fuck you man. you broke my heart and you can fuck off if you think we can pick up some cyber relationship where you get to see my tits and I have to listen to your quarterly breakdown. What exactly am I gaining here?! I should send an army of spiders to his room to hang out in his peripheral vision. ugh sorry.
I should maybe just defriend him, I was going for that friends with exes thing that people seem to be so good at but its just giving me stress right now, I try to remind myself that he was a good boyfriend mostly and so I should probably be nice to him but frankly it feels a wee bit like hes jealous and trying to kill my buzz and I can do without it. Also, his occasional emotional crises are exhausting because he presents all of these problems but then has no truck with any practical solution you might suggest, I know people just like to rant but when its the same massive rant all the time and you put a lot of effort into finding ways the person can help themselves and they just dont, it gets kind of old. Also, also, hes in fucking scotland we can hardly talk anyway even if we want to. And, since i got here I feel hes been trying to pounce on anything negative I say and make me feel bad for being here and after some of the shit he said to me I really don't know when hes going to flip from 'I miss you' back to 'you're so selfish for going away, how could you, etc' anyway, enough of this shite, I'm happy and he can piss off.