Today is sunday however, to me, its friday. Hear that friends??!! This is my friday!! Im not in for two days!! I suffer through hangovers at work so I can go out with you on your friday but on MY friday, 'oh no, we're working tomorrow, why don't you just go home to have some horlicks and a nice wank.' Well FUCK YOU friends!! you heard me Fuck! You!
Also, boyfriend, the last two days I have been too sick to fuck having had at best half a migraine, tonight, I am wellish and have had the ultimate sarah aphrodisiac-two glasses of red wine. You are going home because you have no clean work trousers with you?!! You have one day dirty trousers and clean pants! I remember when you would have crawled through broken glass covered in dog shit at the mere hint that I might take my top off and now its all clean trouser this and early start that. Well boyfriend, fuck you too!!
That is all.
(I of course love my friends and boyfriend and, well, the horlicks is kind of ok too. but still.)
Also, boyfriend, the last two days I have been too sick to fuck having had at best half a migraine, tonight, I am wellish and have had the ultimate sarah aphrodisiac-two glasses of red wine. You are going home because you have no clean work trousers with you?!! You have one day dirty trousers and clean pants! I remember when you would have crawled through broken glass covered in dog shit at the mere hint that I might take my top off and now its all clean trouser this and early start that. Well boyfriend, fuck you too!!
That is all.
(I of course love my friends and boyfriend and, well, the horlicks is kind of ok too. but still.)