I don't think there is anything more filthy than a dirty diaper with a used condom in it.
I was eating McDonald's the other day and I happened to notice the advertisment on the bag and it made me wonder about who these advertisements are for.
The bag had a picture of some 20 something year old guy wearing a pair of camo shorts and a goatee playing a guitar with the words "Axeman and Food Critic" underneath him and had him quoted...
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The bag had a picture of some 20 something year old guy wearing a pair of camo shorts and a goatee playing a guitar with the words "Axeman and Food Critic" underneath him and had him quoted...
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black_tar_heroin:
i want to fuck a burger... michael the burger fucker... i saw sin city... its a good movie to jerk off to.. . i want to fuck a throat right after i fuck that burger
black_tar_heroin:
i would love to but the jack ass the owns the place where i work makes me work 6 days...
9 to 5.... but its more like 9 to 6
then i am too tierd to do anything
9 to 5.... but its more like 9 to 6
then i am too tierd to do anything
Have you ever noticed on SG how girls have tons of friends and always get a shitload of comments on every journal entry they write?
I think that's really sad.
And anyway, who would want a ton of friends in the first place?
Except to take advantage of?
I think that's really sad.
And anyway, who would want a ton of friends in the first place?
Except to take advantage of?
When I am at my stupid job and I tell the customers to "have a nice evening..."
I don't mean it.
I don't mean it.
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black_tar_heroin:
oh my god dude...
my job sucks...
BOB is so pissed at me...
like today...
i told my mom i was going to try to find a new job....
bob has loyalty...
towards jobs and he was bitching that so far i have borred 10,000 from him this year...
so when i came home on break..
dad was like Michael you need to stay at this job and try to make friends..
i was like BOB i am going to get a new job and try to find something i like...
and then we straight up yelled at each other...
ending with my dad calling himself stupid and how he should kill himself.
so i left...
fucking last week... all 8 days 9 to 10 hour shifts and if i dont run... they fucking yell at me....
fucking twinks...
i swear to god they all suck...
evidently.... the psych test.... i am the only weird fucker that passed...
i have the day off tommorow...
and my friend robby is going to try to get me a job as being a cook...
robby is cool and the job is chill...
i miss Jimmy and Rick a lot...
at harris teater ... i am the Jimmy...
i said Dude i use to work really hard dude..
bah.... did you read the clint interview?
i wrote beaver patrol...
natalie and i are fighting xxx....
err.....
she keeps writing me drunk saying she likes me...
and her boyfriend caught her..
and she blamed it on me...
fun huh?
my job sucks...
BOB is so pissed at me...
like today...
i told my mom i was going to try to find a new job....
bob has loyalty...
towards jobs and he was bitching that so far i have borred 10,000 from him this year...
so when i came home on break..
dad was like Michael you need to stay at this job and try to make friends..
i was like BOB i am going to get a new job and try to find something i like...
and then we straight up yelled at each other...
ending with my dad calling himself stupid and how he should kill himself.
so i left...
fucking last week... all 8 days 9 to 10 hour shifts and if i dont run... they fucking yell at me....
fucking twinks...
i swear to god they all suck...
evidently.... the psych test.... i am the only weird fucker that passed...
i have the day off tommorow...
and my friend robby is going to try to get me a job as being a cook...
robby is cool and the job is chill...
i miss Jimmy and Rick a lot...
at harris teater ... i am the Jimmy...
i said Dude i use to work really hard dude..
bah.... did you read the clint interview?
i wrote beaver patrol...
natalie and i are fighting xxx....
err.....
she keeps writing me drunk saying she likes me...
and her boyfriend caught her..
and she blamed it on me...
fun huh?
black_tar_heroin:
are you on aim????
I think Milli Vanilli got a bad rap.
I mean, they were humiliated and despised because they didn't actually sing on thier record...
But isn't that what Madonna has been doing for the last twenty years?
And personally, I don't think alot of people should be singing on thier albums.
Take Anthony whats-his-name from the Red Hot Chili Peppers for instance.
The music is awful...
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I mean, they were humiliated and despised because they didn't actually sing on thier record...
But isn't that what Madonna has been doing for the last twenty years?
And personally, I don't think alot of people should be singing on thier albums.
Take Anthony whats-his-name from the Red Hot Chili Peppers for instance.
The music is awful...
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robosagogo:
I'd be disconcerted if I spent months hating Milli Vanilli only to discover that I really hated a pair of unphotogenic ex-seamstresses from Oklahoma.
I had to read some dude's screenplay for a film that he is making because I promised that I would.
He swears that he wants my honest opinion but since I like him okay, obviously I will have to lie.
The hardest part will be refraining from telling him how he could improve the dialogue.
And how his idea, while probably in tribute to other...
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He swears that he wants my honest opinion but since I like him okay, obviously I will have to lie.
The hardest part will be refraining from telling him how he could improve the dialogue.
And how his idea, while probably in tribute to other...
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black_tar_heroin:
take him to go see the 40 yr old virgin
robosagogo:
Hey, I think you could deliver some constructive criticism without being so devastating as to reduce your buddy's eyes to socket puddles. In the long run, he'll be happier with a better product.
Here's a friendly reminder:
If you are going to run a homeless man down with your car or stab a hooker to death with a hatchet, be sure to try to make it look sort of spur-of-the-moment so that you have a better chance of getting off on insanity.
You ever get real close to killing yourself, but then stop at the last second because...
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If you are going to run a homeless man down with your car or stab a hooker to death with a hatchet, be sure to try to make it look sort of spur-of-the-moment so that you have a better chance of getting off on insanity.
You ever get real close to killing yourself, but then stop at the last second because...
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robosagogo:
And how do you stab somebody with a hatchet? 
black_tar_heroin:
whack like nickleback
I think it's okay to kill someone as long as you have a good reason.
Not something petty like the guy fucked your wife or maybe murdered your parents or kids or something.
No, it would have to be a really good reason.
Like maybe the guy you want to kill is a real asshole.
That would be sufficient.
Or maybe you just don't like...
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Not something petty like the guy fucked your wife or maybe murdered your parents or kids or something.
No, it would have to be a really good reason.
Like maybe the guy you want to kill is a real asshole.
That would be sufficient.
Or maybe you just don't like...
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black_tar_heroin:
i read it in one day... i got it yesterday and sat there... i cant say dumbledores death made me sad... nigga bitch just kinda took it yo!
Tell someone you love them.
Then tell them you were only kidding.
Then tell them you were only kidding.
I've always felt that if you have alot of friends it means that you must be something of an asshole.
Or at least not terribly selective of who you'll hang out with.
Because lets face it.
Most people are assholes.
The world is just full to overflowing with them.
Now if you have ten or twenty or seven friends that you pal around with on...
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Or at least not terribly selective of who you'll hang out with.
Because lets face it.
Most people are assholes.
The world is just full to overflowing with them.
Now if you have ten or twenty or seven friends that you pal around with on...
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loveonaplate:
can i please put you in my pocket and take you home with me? you can hide under my bed and you can do whatever you want with donnie whalberg.....i wont tell anyone