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Monday Aug 08, 2005

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I was eating McDonald's the other day and I happened to notice the advertisment on the bag and it made me wonder about who these advertisements are for.
The bag had a picture of some 20 something year old guy wearing a pair of camo shorts and a goatee playing a guitar with the words "Axeman and Food Critic" underneath him and had him quoted as saying in big letters, this is what this guy supposedly said, I'm not making this up, "THAT FIVE STAR FLAVOR HITS THE RIGHT NOTE EVERY TIME."
Who the fuck would really say that?
I mean, honestly, would YOU say that?
If I were eating something, and I turned to one of my friends and said "Hey, this Five Star flavor really hits the right note", I would probably get slapped.
I know, I know, 90% of Americans are sheep-like and retarded, but this is just too much.
Who would really say that?
Or think that saying that would be an okay thing to say?
I find it all rather disturbing.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
black_tar_heroin:
i want to fuck a burger... michael the burger fucker... i saw sin city... its a good movie to jerk off to.. . i want to fuck a throat right after i fuck that burger
Aug 19, 2005
black_tar_heroin:
i would love to but the jack ass the owns the place where i work makes me work 6 days...

9 to 5.... but its more like 9 to 6


then i am too tierd to do anything
Aug 19, 2005

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