twentythree

Let me tell you about a goofy bitch that I hate.
There's this girl named Laurel right?
And hands down, she is the craziest, most terribly retarded buttflake of a dumbass bitch I have ever met.
Period.
This girl once told my friend Rick that she couldn't watch "Evil Dead" because it was "mentally terrifying."
Not "scary."
"Mentally terrifying."
(This is where I pull out my special move)
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
This girl, this Laurel, was once hanging out with a bunch of us watching "Tokyo 10+1" and she, long story short, she had to ask a question about what was going on in the film every 10 seconds or so.
And that movie is not terribly complicated.
It's not "Citizen Kane" or "Seven Samurai" or anything.
Oh lord.
And she has the most irritating voice.
Like, every time she opens her mouth I want to fuckin' strangle her with her own intestines.
And the worst part is is that she thinks that because she is a college graduate that she is a super genius.
Hey, I'm in college and most of the people I go to school with are half retarded.
A college education doesn't mean shit.
It just means you put the time in.
Anyhow.
This is the worthless living afterbirth that my poor best friend is having to deal with right now because the insane bitch tracked him down all the way to Virginia.
But hey, better him than me.