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Thursday Apr 07, 2005

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If I ever saw a tiger with a bear riding it that was carrying a shark and they were all just devouring everything in their path, I think I would probably be scared.
There's a pretty good chance I would run from them instead of maybe trying to knock them out or something.




Do you ever wonder if your pet actually likes you?
Or if maybe he just pretends to like you because you feed him?
I know my cat likes me.
He kills baby birds and arranges them into the words "I Love You" on the front porch.
It's really just adorable.



You ever think about eating an aborted fetus?
You know, just to gross people out?
I'm not saying I could do it but I would respect anyone that did.
So.
If you want to earn my everlasting admiration, now you know how.
maneki_neko:
if i saw a tiger with a bear with a shark devoring i would fling my body at them all and pray with fervor that they would like my flavor. that's a great death and i'm very very sorry that it won't be mine. but i can dream.

people eat placentas all the time. usually they fry them up like an omelette. they say it helps restore your vitality after labor. i say they are SUCKERS.
Apr 7, 2005

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