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Monday Mar 28, 2005

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The next time someone tells you to go jump off of a cliff, do it.
Actually jump off of a cliff.
And make sure to let everyone know who told you to do it.
That will teach them a lesson.
Unless you are pretty much disliked by everyone.
Then maybe just act like you are gonna jump off of the cliff to get them all excited but back out at the last second to spite them.
And then kill the parents of the guy that told you to jump off of the cliff in the first place.
Becuase I mean, who tells anyone to go jump off a cliff nowadays anyhow?
black_tar_heroin:
Mar 28, 2005
robosagogo:
I blame cliff jumping music and cliff jumping tv shows for giving kids the idea to jump off of cliffs. And gravity. Don't get me started on gravity.
Mar 29, 2005

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