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I don't think they should keep drugs out of professional sports.
In fact, I think it would make these boring events alot more thrilling if all the players were pumped full of methamphetamines right before a game.
Just imagine a bunch of half-retarded, meat-headed, football goons all doped up on speed beating each other near to death in a drug induced frenzy.
That's some sports I'd be willing to watch.



Have you ever wondered what the guys at the soup factory might have done to the canned soup you are about to eat?
I do.
I think long and hard about it.
Because I just can't help but think that the soup factory employees are up to no good.
But then I always eat the soup anyway.


Have you ever seen a guy try and eat his own head?
I'd like to see that.
I bet that would be pretty neat.
Heck, I would settle for some guy trying to eat some other guy's head.
That might be even better.


It's a pretty good thing that humans can't just make each other's heads explode just by thinking about it.
There would be a whole lotta heads blowin' up.
Not that I would mind, mind you.
So long as my own head were safe.



Is it even possible for a girl to be a dork?
I don't see how.
I mean, one of the huge requirements for (truly) being a dork is that you can't get laid.
And ANY girl can laid.
Period.
It doesn't matter if she weighs 400 lbs, or has an extra head growing out of her back, or is missing one and a half arms, ANY girl can still find at least 20 guys that will fuck her.
Without even trying.
99.9999999999% of dudes will trip all over each other's dicks to fuck pretty much any old diseased tramp as long as she has something that might pass as a vagina.
So, no I don't think so.
I don't think girls are capable of being dorks.
Not real dorks.
Trust me on this.
I know.