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I saw a lizard on the Discovery channel that could shoot blood out it's eyes.
Like, up to six feet.
I really wish I could do that.
Imagine how handy that would be.

Also, have you ever gone to a place, like a resteraunt or diner pretty regularly and you happen to see some of the same people there alot?
You don't actually speak to them or anything, just see them.
And maybe there is a couple there that you see every once in a while and they're that needy type of couple, like most couples, and they feel the need to hang all over each other and giggle and smile alot and say "I love you" constantly.
They just seem so happy together.
And maybe after six months or so, you go in one night and the happy couple is there too, only they don't seem so happy anymore.
You overhear them bickering about who cheated on who or whatever and you can tell that their relationship is ending badly.
And you think back about how goofy, stupid in love they were and then see them there staring at each other with hate in their eyes.

You ever see that happen?
Doesn't that make you feel good?

And then maybe you start laughing as the girl starts crying and the guy gets pissed and hits you in the head a few times.
And you don't really mind being hit in the head but you hope that your laughing at them doesn't somehow bring them back together.