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Monday Mar 07, 2005

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Imagine if suddenly every household pet grew to twenty times it's original size.
I don't think it would be that big a deal for the dog owners because dogs tend to be pretty loyal and obedient anyhow.
It really wouldn't be that great a problem for the bird and fish owners either because birds and fish just wouldn't be bright enough to realize that anything had changed.
No, I don't believe it would be any serious problem for most pet owners, other than the amount of food they'd have to spend to feed the beasts.
Except.
Except for the cat owners.
Cats are clever.
They would figure out the difference with lightning speed and crystal clear clarity.
And there would be a problem.
There would be no more of this "Hey, Fluffy, get off that damn kitchen table!"
Oh no.
Fluffy would not be taking your shit anymore.
Because you see, cats are magnificent creatures and they utterly believe that they should be able to do anything they want, whenever they want, however they want to do it.
Now, I have a cat.
They call him Mr. Boots.
And Mr. Boots loves me because I already let him do whatever he wants.
Except go outside, because I don't want him to get fleas.
But other than that, he does as he pleases.
And I give him tuna.
So I don't think I'd have too much to worry about.
I would recommend that you other cat owners learn from my example.
Before it is too late.

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