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Monday Jan 24, 2005

Jan 24, 2005
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5 things that make me laugh:
1.) Young people that are into "politics".
These are the kids whose throats I wouldn't piss down if their lungs were on fire.
These are the quasi-intellectual half-wits that all cried when George Bush got elected a second time.
I would vote George Bush into office a thousand times if I could.
If for nothing more than it pisses these people off.

2.) White upper middleclass hipsters that try to be badasses.
I'm not even talking about these suburban soldiers that heard too many NWA albums and now think they're Tu Pac.
I'm just talking about these fuckin' scenester kids that answer polls by saying "fuck you" or that take pictures of themselves giving the camera the finger.
The same half-wit trainables that talk all this shit about being individuals.
That shit is hysterical.

3.) When anything bad happens to a celebrity.
I don't even care who it is.
Anytime some celebrity gets cancer or gets caught having an affair, I love that shit.
I love the idea of these rich, pampered assholes being miserable.

4.) I really enjoy seeing drunk people that are making my drive home painful get into horrible, fatal wrecks.
Not instantly fatal, mind you.
I want to think they suffered.

5.) 21st century hippies.
All these douche bags that whined about the war.
Who cares.
There have been wars since the dawn of man and there always will be.
I'm sorry that you people can't understand that.
I'm sorry that your lives are so devoid of purpose that you pretend to give a shit.
Well.
I'm not really sorry.
zsanda:
I will make a start on that mission today............infact....im call my flat mate a trainable as soon as he gets home biggrin and then my kid bro......and then.....
BTW....We have the same pathetic groups over here....the sad thing is they all want to be like your middle class wannabe gangstars.....very sad ......and it gets worse because they all think its tre cool to be so "individual" in their matching nike trainers and caps........they are a bunch of fucknut no brainers.

[Edited on Jan 25, 2005 11:45AM]
Jan 24, 2005

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