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Sunday Jan 23, 2005

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Had a great night!
Went out to the bars with my friends.
We all got really drunk.
Did a bunch of stuff I will never remember.
Got really high!
Some guy friends of mine that are really sweet and are just "friends" took turns tripping over each other's dicks to try to impress me!
Yay!
Then, because I was so drunk and my "friends" are uncaring fucks some college boys abducted me and took turns raping me.
They also took turns torturing me, including sticking strange and painfully large objects up inside me.
Including a beer bottle.
Which they shattered while it was still inside of me.
Yay!
After that, they strangled me to death with a clothes hanger and tossed my lifeless body into a shallow grave.
My parents will be so excited.
Life is good.

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