I work in a porno store and there is this guy that I work with that is porno obssessed.
He is 24 years old and a virgin.
He rents an innumerable amount of porno but claims that he has NEVER jerked off.
As if there is any male over the age of 14 that has never jerked off, much less one that watches porno constantly.
And this guy, he thinks that one day he is gonna find some perfect girl that does not exist and get married and have wild sex all the time.
He is gonna be in for a shock if he ever does have sex.
Because the only things he knows about sex are from watching porno.
And hey, correct me if I'm wrong here, but real sex and porno sex are two different things.
Now, it's not as if I've fucked a thousand different girls or anything but in my experience the first time you have sex with someone they don't usually say "Fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth".
That's just been my experience.
And this guy thinks that is what is gonna happen.
He really believes that all girls are so completely without dignity that they all do that shit in real life and totally live for it.
He watches "Weapons of Ass Destruction" or something and truly believes that is what sex is like in real life.
I feel kind of sorry for him sometimes but come on, it's a bit retarded isn't it?
I never watched a James Bond film and believed that spies were all like James Bond.
Which brings me to the point that James Bond, he fuckin' hates women.
I mean, look at him.
He involves himself with these women and he KNOWS that either A.) They are going to die a horrible death. Quite probably he will kill them himself.
Or
B.) If they are REALLY lucky, they will make it to the end of the film. But you notice that they are never for the next film because James always romances some other poor, sorry bitch in every movie. Which means that he totally just dumps these chicks in between films.
Man, Bond is a real son of a bitch.
He is 24 years old and a virgin.
He rents an innumerable amount of porno but claims that he has NEVER jerked off.
As if there is any male over the age of 14 that has never jerked off, much less one that watches porno constantly.
And this guy, he thinks that one day he is gonna find some perfect girl that does not exist and get married and have wild sex all the time.
He is gonna be in for a shock if he ever does have sex.
Because the only things he knows about sex are from watching porno.
And hey, correct me if I'm wrong here, but real sex and porno sex are two different things.
Now, it's not as if I've fucked a thousand different girls or anything but in my experience the first time you have sex with someone they don't usually say "Fuck me in the ass and cum in my mouth".
That's just been my experience.
And this guy thinks that is what is gonna happen.
He really believes that all girls are so completely without dignity that they all do that shit in real life and totally live for it.
He watches "Weapons of Ass Destruction" or something and truly believes that is what sex is like in real life.
I feel kind of sorry for him sometimes but come on, it's a bit retarded isn't it?
I never watched a James Bond film and believed that spies were all like James Bond.
Which brings me to the point that James Bond, he fuckin' hates women.
I mean, look at him.
He involves himself with these women and he KNOWS that either A.) They are going to die a horrible death. Quite probably he will kill them himself.
Or
B.) If they are REALLY lucky, they will make it to the end of the film. But you notice that they are never for the next film because James always romances some other poor, sorry bitch in every movie. Which means that he totally just dumps these chicks in between films.
Man, Bond is a real son of a bitch.