twentythree

I used to know this guy that wanted people to crap on top of his crap.
He was always not flushing the toilet because he hoped you would shit on his shit.
Or at least pee on it.
The rationale behind this was that you would be better friends with him afterward.
That shitting on his poop was a real bonding experience.
He was a pretty fun guy until he bacame a junkie.