I only ever go to parties so that I can steal from people...
So, imagine my disapointment the other night when I went to a party and they had NOTHING WORTH STEALING.
I stole all their refrigerator magnets, simply as a matter of principle.
And I guess it is mildly funny to imagine the party hosts waking up in the morning, going to get an orange juice or whatever, finding thier magnets missing, and wondering what sort of asshole would bother to steal their refrigerator magnets.
When I go to parties I mainly just stand around (looking for things to steal) and imagine people lighting on fire or spontaneously shitting out their intestines.
It makes parties so much more bearable.
Until you can find something cool to steal.
So, imagine my disapointment the other night when I went to a party and they had NOTHING WORTH STEALING.
I stole all their refrigerator magnets, simply as a matter of principle.
And I guess it is mildly funny to imagine the party hosts waking up in the morning, going to get an orange juice or whatever, finding thier magnets missing, and wondering what sort of asshole would bother to steal their refrigerator magnets.
When I go to parties I mainly just stand around (looking for things to steal) and imagine people lighting on fire or spontaneously shitting out their intestines.
It makes parties so much more bearable.
Until you can find something cool to steal.
There's no way Alex would stay dead. No way, no how.
And I think it'd be fun to steal a toilet seat. It's so essential and it can fit in a backpack.