SO GET THIS
this girl i used to date, but never slept with, told me this. apparently i would have sex with her while i was sleeping. and she said it was real good! and i dont remember a thing! as far as i knew we never went all the way. and it's not in her character to lie.
even more insane is that my...
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this girl i used to date, but never slept with, told me this. apparently i would have sex with her while i was sleeping. and she said it was real good! and i dont remember a thing! as far as i knew we never went all the way. and it's not in her character to lie.
even more insane is that my...
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Remember that episode of Perfect Strangers where Balki wanted his vanity licenseplate to say, "Make the world a better place by being nice to everyone you meet!"? Well, I do, and, gosh darn it, he's right! I'm going to give the mail man $50 just for being a swell guy. And I'm going to make out with the big old lady at the check out...
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wenzdae:
You're a trippy little fella. I like it.
takora:
what was 'perfect strangers'?
woah.
hey i got laid off! well not really. my boss was planning to hire me full time but he's way too busy to train me...he even appologised profusely and i get some severance. its all good cos i didn't wanna work there much longer anyway. so no pity, please.
i had a dream that Cuba had this giant embassy/compound in a rich suburban new...
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hey i got laid off! well not really. my boss was planning to hire me full time but he's way too busy to train me...he even appologised profusely and i get some severance. its all good cos i didn't wanna work there much longer anyway. so no pity, please.
i had a dream that Cuba had this giant embassy/compound in a rich suburban new...
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penelopelee:
get away you melty! [that's my new thing i like to say to people.] i can't remember my dream. okay... i remember parts of it. um, i did a lot of cocaine with about 4 other friends and made out with my friend brian williams. i think i gave cocaine to a parrot. i think, thereafter, it bit me a lot. we all swam around in a kiddie pool in the backyard, and then we played a giant elaborate card game on the lawn in complete silence with these two gay guys that lived next door. during this game, i quoted an eminem song, and this fuckin bitch that i went to high school with was like 'ew. eminen is sooo ghey.' and in response, i told her that everyone in europe loves eminem, especially the boys in france. something really interesting happened after that but i can't remember what it was. hmph.
penelopelee:
ps. in real life, i HATE cocaine. with a passion. maybe that's why the parrot bit me. the parrot was my conscience. ooohhh yeeesss.
<<Jim George alleges that Jack Marion acted recklessly when Marion slid into George at an intramural soccer game. George has an expert witness who tries to establish that Marion acted recklessly, but recent New Jersey caselaw does not accept the testimony of expert witnesses when the issue of liability arises from an injury at an informal sporting event. As is shown below, testimony of an...
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penelopelee:
DUUUUUUUDE.
the atarigame in which you throw dildos at ET.. rated the worst videogame of all time!
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm
ps. you're the best.
the atarigame in which you throw dildos at ET.. rated the worst videogame of all time!
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm
ps. you're the best.
penelopelee:
oh my god. i can't FUCKING STOP LAUGHING!
i just remembered i HAVE that videogame. AND I NEVER OPENED IT. MY ONLY UNOPENED ATARI GAME!! hahahahahhahahaaa.
i just remembered i HAVE that videogame. AND I NEVER OPENED IT. MY ONLY UNOPENED ATARI GAME!! hahahahahhahahaaa.
there. some naked picture. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME NAIR?!?!
ive got a wicked cold. i got it from this lawyer in my office. i think tomorrow i'll call in sick and hang out at the library and sneeze on everyone.
sniffle.
12iz
ive got a wicked cold. i got it from this lawyer in my office. i think tomorrow i'll call in sick and hang out at the library and sneeze on everyone.
sniffle.
12iz
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digdug:
sexy body
sexy body
dude, we all knew you'd be hairy by the size of your generously proportioned brows.
sexy body
dude, we all knew you'd be hairy by the size of your generously proportioned brows.
alexcuervo:
bitchin' torso dude.
=P
=P
in order to get a lot of comments in your journal you have to either:
A. be depressed and whiney, or
B. be a suicide girl or otherwise hot girl.
i'm neither. so fuck off.
A. be depressed and whiney, or
B. be a suicide girl or otherwise hot girl.
i'm neither. so fuck off.
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emperor_tane:
I usually don't have anything to say..
Tane
Tane
girlblue:
i love fat chicks in party hats.
i've come to the point in my life where i feel like i'm closer to 30 than 20 years old. i mean, look at that picture! last year i was wearing skinny ties and thriftstore denim jackets and mascara. now i look like an extra from a teen sex movie. and i feel like one too. and no i will not have sex with a...
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aster:
cutie, if your profile is correct, then you are only in your...ahh, early-mid-twenties. SO much time for those snakeskin pants you've been dying to wear...
penelopelee:
my mom just yelled at me for looking at pornsites.
who are you moving to brooklyn with?
who are you moving to brooklyn with?
damn
i had a dream about...ready? making photocopies. yah. for about an hour i was just standing there and making copies, not feeling anything. how sad is that? i used to dream about sex and guns and time travel. now...photocopies?
what else. i'm eating a tupperware box full of perogies and roast pork. i have nothing interesting to say today. i still have quit smoking...it's...
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i had a dream about...ready? making photocopies. yah. for about an hour i was just standing there and making copies, not feeling anything. how sad is that? i used to dream about sex and guns and time travel. now...photocopies?
what else. i'm eating a tupperware box full of perogies and roast pork. i have nothing interesting to say today. i still have quit smoking...it's...
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girlblue:
Yay! Eight days! It's good to be a quitter. Before you know it, it will be 53 days, 9 hours, 11 minutes, and 53 seconds since you quit. And the worst is over. It only gets easier from this point on. If you start up again, you will only have to go through the past eight days all over again the next time you quit. And if you start up again and don't quit, you will eventually die a slow, torturous death. Congratulations!
complainey:
lying bastard. you had a cigarette the other day.
as illustrated in Fig 1-2 to the left, the bulk of the hair has been surgically removed, leaving the soft and vulerable "lesser hair" in its stead.
twelvis is now ready to go on job interviewz
i did something real retarded today. i flipped over a piece of paper, and as i did a corner of the paper gave me a papercut *in* my eyebrow...
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twelvis is now ready to go on job interviewz
i did something real retarded today. i flipped over a piece of paper, and as i did a corner of the paper gave me a papercut *in* my eyebrow...
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penelopelee:
-and some game where the label is worn off but it looks like you throw dildos at E.T. until he passes out.
that nearly fucking made me pee in my pants. i have an atari 2600, too. actually 2 of them, and roughly a million games.
that nearly fucking made me pee in my pants. i have an atari 2600, too. actually 2 of them, and roughly a million games.
twelvis:
dude we should swap games. i'll trade you my ghetto 1982 copy of ms pacman for a better one?
can't sleep dag-nabbit. i have to get up in four hours and get my workout on, but i'm no more closer to sleep than i was 2 hours ago...must have been that giant-sized coffee i had whilst studying. hey i can compute the reality transfer fee of any given real property transaction, bizitches!
takora:
yeah, there's a helluvalot of insomnia going around these boards. i half think that i brought it here, so i hope no one holds it against me. i'm lucky if i can get to sleep before 5am nowadays... and... what? what the hell is a 'reality transfer fee'? are there imaginary or fantasy transfer fees?
indie:
I was going to the gym for awhile and to many people go now.. So I do Taboo now at my house. Feels great! Hey do you like the Blasters?
xo.
j_smooth
ps. i spy your friends list getting preeeetty long, melty.