i can pee anywhere.
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my best friend is a cat named gus.
he lives at the carwash.
actually i don't know where he lives.
but there is always some milk waiting for him at the carwash.
gus is my best friend.
gus is grey with white fur. everyday i give gus a *pet* to let him know he's my best friend.
one time i showed gus my tree fort...
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he lives at the carwash.
actually i don't know where he lives.
but there is always some milk waiting for him at the carwash.
gus is my best friend.
gus is grey with white fur. everyday i give gus a *pet* to let him know he's my best friend.
one time i showed gus my tree fort...
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febo:
oh ya, z13 told me to play cat/mouse w/ ya for the 'friends list' at the makers last nite. wait....it was way after. like during the uniform choice conversation.
what say ye?
t23
what say ye?
t23
emily:
Thank you for having me as one of your fav.sg!!
hey gang! i got the new single from keith partridge, and the new 8-tracks from the mamas and the pappas and three dog night! why not come over and we can drink some pop and boogie on down to the now sounds in my newly-panneled rumpus room!
oh but i kid you. my rumpus room doesn't have panneling. and we'd boogie on down to old...
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oh but i kid you. my rumpus room doesn't have panneling. and we'd boogie on down to old...
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takora:
wasn't PROBATE PROPERTY one of those wierd character actors in 1940's b-movies?
indie:
I have been told that I have cute feet... I wear sandels all the time... want to see?
marnin',
simple dream. i was an old man and i had a friend. we were kind, goofy old men famous around town as tricksters. there was a stop sign covered with tiny stickers we stole from places that would not allow us on their premesis. the best part of the dream was when we snuck out of the dimension of reality and into the one...
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simple dream. i was an old man and i had a friend. we were kind, goofy old men famous around town as tricksters. there was a stop sign covered with tiny stickers we stole from places that would not allow us on their premesis. the best part of the dream was when we snuck out of the dimension of reality and into the one...
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demolitionkitten:
yeah, about 15 years ago my mom was like that a lot.
non stop fun!
you have me? in your closet?
you poor thing.
non stop fun!
you have me? in your closet?
you poor thing.
demolitionkitten:
um, I can't read apparently.
I guess I should say thank you...
Thank you! You are super swell!
I like your hair, and your tie and your jacket...
we should trade.
I guess I should say thank you...
Thank you! You are super swell!
I like your hair, and your tie and your jacket...
we should trade.
"PARTYING CON GRANDMA NEL NOSTRO SCANTINATO NON FINITO ROCCIA E RULLO FREDDO!!! _ Io PORT ENORME PANTALONE POICH Io Essere A FUCKWIT E NESSUN RISPETTO PER GUERRA VETERANO E Io SOSTEN MIO SHITTY HONDA CIVICO PARCHEGGIO LOTTO QUANDO SCOGLIERA ESSERE SOSTEN SUO AUTOMOBILE IN SU E Io PROV PER FA SCOGLIERA DOV ARREST SUO AUTOMOBILE ANCHE QUANDO LUI Essere Un FRETTA POICH LEGGE E ORDINE...
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emperor_tane:
What happened?
Tane
Tane
complainey:
QUE?
The cool thing about never, ever balancing your checkbook is that sometimes you find out you have a lot more money in your bank account than you really thought.
oh, a quote that's kinda neat:
"The moving pictures and the stage have always portrayed the ganster as a low, coarse person with an evilly glinting eye, a chin adorned with a rank stubble of unkempt...
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oh, a quote that's kinda neat:
"The moving pictures and the stage have always portrayed the ganster as a low, coarse person with an evilly glinting eye, a chin adorned with a rank stubble of unkempt...
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sally_struthers:
Plug Uglies or Dead Rabbits?
toreena:
I saw your picture.
Adn I said.
Whoa.
I have a New York Dolls shirt....
Adn I said.
Whoa.
I have a New York Dolls shirt....
i could sure use that safe-robbing robot now...
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girlblue:
Are you the giraffe in the back? You have cute ears.
indie:
No he has to be that cute little driver
Nature's three greatest animals are cats, chimps, and robots. When I get some serious coin together I'm going to buy a kitten, a baby chimp, and a baby robot and have them live together and learn from each other. That way, the cat would learn to be a little chimp and robot-like, and likewise for his brethren. Then I'd train them to be like the...
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takora:
have you read Luc Sante's "Low Life"?
go_lately:
if the robot looked like a wombat, that plan would be perfect. mwahaha
i was working out this morning, in spinning class (for all y'all not in the know, spinning is like eXtreme exercise biking with disco music...or something) and i noticed my testicles receding into my body. most uncomfortable!
please comment.
please comment.
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demolitionkitten:
Thanks, yo 
I wish I had your motivation for excercise. eh.
I wish I had your motivation for excercise. eh.
emperor_tane:
Coolies!!!
Tane
Tane
so yesterday i went to a barbeque at my friend's house, where i'll be living in a few weeks. a few neat things about this house:
-behind the garage is a completely decked-out tiki bar with a fridge and torches and everything. also a chicken coop (?!)
-this band Thursday lives there, who apparently are huge among teenage girls
-the house is covered with xmas...
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-behind the garage is a completely decked-out tiki bar with a fridge and torches and everything. also a chicken coop (?!)
-this band Thursday lives there, who apparently are huge among teenage girls
-the house is covered with xmas...
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demolitionkitten:
oooh, I want to set things on fire...
Good luck on your interview!
Good luck on your interview!
penelopelee:
i think you were in my dream last night for a second. WACKY!!!!
y bueno suerte.
y bueno suerte.
Tane
did you get my email?
and Emperor Tane-- are you able to explain that to me? i've never understood the attraction...
although i never really minded a woman holding my dick while i peeed, come to think about it...