twelvis

sobriety is still fun. i mean no it's not fun at all. but it's no less fun than being drunk and sluggish and trying to mack on whoever is sitting next to me at the time.

thing is, i'm smoking like a dutchman. and drinking soo much water i pee every 5 mins.

had a time travel dream again. about half of my dreams are...
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the soundtrack to my life these days would include: wire, television, the wipers, the makers, thee headcoats, the zeros, johnny cash, mc5, all the garage rock comps on crypt, negro prison work songs and maybe some pulp.

kinda generic but, yeah. exactly.

i overslept a little bit and was one pretty groggy twelvis in class. that's what happens when you forget to take your vitamins. or eat. or drink the standard 4 cups of coffee. and play with the best dog ever.

i'm gonna change the photo i think. you can tell i'm blind in one eye. it sucks having only one eye. you can't catch baseballs...
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hey sobriety is kinda fun. my body is saying to me, "hey matt! don'tcha want a nice tall cold one? eh? eh? hows bout it?" and i'm all "NO! GO BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION!" and my body's all "oh, so that's how it is. a'ight then." and i'm all "what, you wanna step to this?" and my body's all, "bring it on, bitch!" and i'm...
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the gang situation in chinatown used to be so bad in the late 1890's that the goverment of china had to intervene.

hiya.

last night was a bit of a mixt-blessing / nightmare. i met up with my booty call pal vanessa. she told me to meet her at this pub and see a band. she wouldn't tell me what band it was or what kind of music, just that i'd like it. well i get to this place, already a bit drunk, and pay the damn...
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hey i got a job at this horrible evil corporation (hint: they make horrible evil commercials) and it pays kinda nice and i'm gonna pay my debts and save some scratch and move back to nyc or some other city.

so i realized i'm in some kind of quarter-life crisis. it's like a midlife crisis but, like, half that. it's like all the music i...
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depression is for dorks and retards. sorry.

my dog was chewing on her favorite ball. then the ball broke. and suddenly she got real sad and walked along real sullen. and my mom couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry.

hello-hi,

i went on a job interview today. bleh. that's what i have to say about that! tomorrow i have two job interviews but they're sorta at the same time. so i gotta figure something out. i smell a nice sitcom plot!

i'm doing some naked photo shoot with penny and some other girl. i'm kinda bashful tho and hope i get to wear underpants....
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