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OKAY WHY DOES MY MOM ALWAYS FIND A REASON TO KNOCK ON MY DOOR WHEN I START TO MASTURBATE?

i set my sg browser on hands-free, get all worked up and my mom tries to open the door--thank christ i now have a lock on my door--and says, "matt, i just want to give you a cookie."

hey thanks a fucking lot mom. asshole.

my first sexual experience happened in first grade. the class was seated upon the floor of the library, listening to the librarian read us an old Caldecot Award winning book.

I was wearing my green soccer shirt, being number 33 on the team. behind me i felt something lightly touch my back. this thing revealed itself to be a girl's fingertip, tracing the 3 and...
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have you seen "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt? if not, snoop around kazaa and download the wmv. as penny said, it made me 10% more insane after watching it.

had a crazy dream that i was watching a documentary from the 1960s about how the FBI commissioned a series of public utility buildings to be designed by this socialist architect. the narrator went on to say,...
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ah i'm back.

so that temp job i took. what a horrible kafka-esqe joke. i get to the place and they don't even have a computer set up for me. i sit in this cubicle filled with boxes. because they don't have a computer set up, nor do they seem to even be in the process of getting me one (90% of the work i'm...
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arrrgh...can't get back to my old journal

my sister's friend angela is such a freak. i don't know how to make it more painfully obvious that her macking on me makes me horribly uncomfortable. maybe i could say "GO BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION" or some other polite suggestion. i mean, i don't want to be rude or anything.

i went to some bars in hoboken with that clown and my sister and...
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i'm sort of working on a play. it's called "cotton candy randy and the robot zoo." it's about a boy named randy who, through a series of humorous and complicated mishapps, cannot go with his class on a field trip to the robot zoo. his best friend, a boy who is half-broccoli, half-egg, offers to dress like a robot buttler. hilarity ensues. his other best...
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penny is the best ever.

so i've been kinda lonesome lately so i've been instant messaging with people on nerve and the makeoutclub. somehow they never work. when did i turn into such a dork? and why didn't i notice this transformation?

all the girls on the makeoutclub seem to have the same cookie-cutter indie personality. they all like the makeup, french cinema, and surround...
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hi-ho

i feel like ass. i'm trying to ween myself off anti-depressants--don't need 'em anymore--and i went to refill my scrip. only i got the wrong dosage, and when i was sposed to take 20mg i accidentally took two pills for a total of 80mg. so basically i felt like i have the world's worst hangover, mixed with a headcold.

yesterday i went over mikes...
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i'm having a not-so-good day for reasons that are as boring as they are undramatic. i think i'll listen to cheater slicks and clean my room.

zzzzzzoom.

i'm so hungry i could eat a hoss.