twelvis

i wrote this long entry thing but i decided it was TOO MUCH INFORMATION

i had a dream that the Pope told Rosanne Barr to stand in the middle of a motorway, and Colin Powell was real mean to me.

my plans for the nite got ruined when amber got bronchitus, my sister and her boyfriend went home to pack for camping, mike didn't pick...
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i ate a lot of soda today. that's right, i ATE it. and i figure it's okay since i had a salad that was all wet. i bet it wasn't water tho. i bet it was that powder they put on food that looks slippery when it gets cold. What the FUCK am i talking about?!??!

twelvis is back in spazz mode again

odd i haven't had much to say lately. my neighbor's mom tells me he (the kid is a year younger than me) is going for his doctorate in physics at Smartford university or someplace. and i spend my day putting labels on manilla folders. what the fuck! i'm all angry that i've had such low expectations of myself for so long. yeah, i sound totally...
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i'm hanging out with amber quite a bit. i thought i'd be all noble and shit by nursing her cold. but i caught her cold and i'm sick as a dog. oh well. the cool thing about dating someone who shoplifts is the neat presents you get: i got four books from my amazon.com wishlist.

now i'm thinking about quitting smoking. i did some useless...
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about that last entry, i had a panic attack yesterday. that totally sucked

hi,
i think i'm dying. it's not funny. i don't know what to do. what i dread most is telling my mom if the doctors say i am dying...sept 11 is coming. andall the obscenity of hordes of people using 911 to make money or advance their careers. they should be publicly whipped. that day i'm going to spend in a pitch-black room. not because...
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i helped this creepy old man move to some new apartment yesterday. he gave me some cool stuff like this neat old radio which will fetch a pretty penny on eBay. also a zip drive and a cheapass digital camera. but what a creepy guy, tho very nice.

he had a knitted puppet for his dick

he had 3 copy paper boxes full of naked...
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okay so the girl has me all googly-eyed. me and her and her befri and her befri's swedish boyfriend hung out and i broke my sobriety to have one of the most fun nights ever

today my sister tells me her boyfriend is in the hospital cos he had horrible stomach pains, the poor guy. turns out he had a kidney stone. he's only the best dude ever and bestdudes shouldn't get sick or hurt.

i'm gonna go bake amber some caramel chocolate saltines.

tonite was, well, uh, not so hot. i was in a total cranky mood all day for some reason. i can usually hide crankiness well, i think. but my ex and i went to some birthday party at a halfway-decent jersey bar in edison. and the people there were nice but i was too tired to care about what people thought, even tho everyone kept...
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