i am single.
whatever. it was coming.
whatever. it was coming.
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so i went to rendezvous at some bar with the older lady from work and...and...I GOT STOOD UP. there's all these movies coming out about middle-aged women having some pump pump getit getit with young men, and i want to be a part of it. yeah, i have a girl, so what? i have postmodern alienation thing issues too.
on a sadder note, tonite is...
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penelopelee:
whack it. think of atari.
you are funny, and the message you left me is even funnier. i make everyone listen to it.
you are funny, and the message you left me is even funnier. i make everyone listen to it.
joscelyne:
actually this is the best entry ever.
AM I NOT *TURTLEY* ENOUGH FOR THE *TURTLE CLUB*?
if anyone's dog rules, it's mine. i'm teaching her to smoke cigars
if anyone's dog rules, it's mine. i'm teaching her to smoke cigars
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aster:
did you go on your date?
febo:
fuck cigars.
pbr,
t
pbr,
t
good thing i ditched work this morning. my boss tells me the building had a bagpiper come and play a meledy of traditional mourning songs, and the whole building sang god bless america. the surreal part to this, says boss, is that not many people in the firm can sing, and less remember the words to god bless america. so it must have been eriely...
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febo:
the zoo. everytime, the zoo.
alexcuervo:
preferably some sort of activity where you both end up naked.
yeah, today is what today is. i don't like it. i'm ditching work for an indefinate period, but probably for a few hours. coming home this morning from new brunswick was surreal. it is very sunny and windy, and the empty recycling buckets that had been put out the night before were all over the street, along with all sorts of leaves and garbage. like...
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bettietwoguns:
when do you get home?
i coppied the vibrators.
i coppied the vibrators.
jason:
even drinking it away seems inappropriate. you know its an especially sucky day when that doesnt sound logical & appealing. hopefully i'll change my mind...
to hell with sad posts.
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pilar:
viva la happiness!
yippee! spread it around i say!
no sad here!
yippee! spread it around i say!
no sad here!
penelopelee:
everyone wants to be your fucking girlfriend. appraise my new picture.
my cousin lisa sucks for having a wedding the night of the nyc sg curry. and a certain someone sucks ass for breaking up with me, but doing so so slowly so i don't notice. at least that's what my intuition tells me. dude what's wrong with people? why is it so difficult to find a girl with a head on their shoulders? i've had...
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bettietwoguns:
umm . . .
bettietwoguns:
i can't leave that girl of mine alone
even thoug she's got a heart of stone.
yea! vibrators!
even thoug she's got a heart of stone.
yea! vibrators!
my mp3 jukebox today:
adult-nite life
808 state-revenge of the girle men
they go boom!-waiting for something
hard corps-lucky charm
cato salsa experience-lucky girl
ellen allien-data romance
hong kong counterfeit-legowelt v. orgue electric
mum-green grass of tunnel
fad gadget-wheels of fortune
felt-the palace
gang of four-i parade myself
hard corps-porte bonheur
hong kong counterfeit-MET
joy division-disorder
legowelt-total pussy control
mc solaar-RMI
ectomorph-tiny pieces
don soft...
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adult-nite life
808 state-revenge of the girle men
they go boom!-waiting for something
hard corps-lucky charm
cato salsa experience-lucky girl
ellen allien-data romance
hong kong counterfeit-legowelt v. orgue electric
mum-green grass of tunnel
fad gadget-wheels of fortune
felt-the palace
gang of four-i parade myself
hard corps-porte bonheur
hong kong counterfeit-MET
joy division-disorder
legowelt-total pussy control
mc solaar-RMI
ectomorph-tiny pieces
don soft...
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jason:
im on the water under the manhattan bridge. im not sure if i know your old street.
pussy control? is this the same one that is such a big hit at medevial-themed karaoke bars in witchita? for this number, the ladies take over the dance floor and give the fellas their best Salt n' Pepa impressions.
(ok, jason. just nod your head and sip your bud. lift your eyebrow in approval of the tall blonde one when prompted. please refrain from laughing your ass off and playing Throw the Popcorn at the Big-Ass Hairdo.)
pussy control? is this the same one that is such a big hit at medevial-themed karaoke bars in witchita? for this number, the ladies take over the dance floor and give the fellas their best Salt n' Pepa impressions.
(ok, jason. just nod your head and sip your bud. lift your eyebrow in approval of the tall blonde one when prompted. please refrain from laughing your ass off and playing Throw the Popcorn at the Big-Ass Hairdo.)
alexcuervo:
Yo dude -
I'm all about trading mix cds. me & tak are building fun paks fer each other - and me & you should do the same. plus I gotta style you w/ a Feast of Snakes and Gospel Swingers recordings ta boot.
I'm all about trading mix cds. me & tak are building fun paks fer each other - and me & you should do the same. plus I gotta style you w/ a Feast of Snakes and Gospel Swingers recordings ta boot.
mio atari rotto. _ io pot non calcol fuori perch asteroide essere insano. _ oggi io and per lui salute randello e lavor mio muscolo. _ io tired e io sent l'odore ripugnante
bailey:
please come to NYCurry Mayhem.
you are cute and that would be nice.
thank you.
you are cute and that would be nice.
thank you.
i have a profile on the makeoutclub.com here's what it says:
<<Interests:
how gay is the makeoutclub
im 24 and i'm everyone's friend. i make up stories about the spiders in my car. i throw lit cigarettes in baby strollers. i throw rocks at cookie-cutter indie kids. girls who like the makeup can eat my ass. emo kids can go eat a bag of dicks....
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<<Interests:
how gay is the makeoutclub
im 24 and i'm everyone's friend. i make up stories about the spiders in my car. i throw lit cigarettes in baby strollers. i throw rocks at cookie-cutter indie kids. girls who like the makeup can eat my ass. emo kids can go eat a bag of dicks....
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febo:
jesus, or whoever;
bad shots will do that to you (i.e. bad posts).
sorry for that. but do come to tx. but let me and zomb know beforehand so we can rent ya a horse and gun.
bad shots will do that to you (i.e. bad posts).
sorry for that. but do come to tx. but let me and zomb know beforehand so we can rent ya a horse and gun.
joscelyne:
jude law is yum, and so are you
kidding z,
t
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