odd weekend thus far.
yesterday i saw TWO nasty car accidents. today i saw TWO crime scenes, one involving a cop taking a picture of a big pool of blood on the sidewalk.
then a purple balloon slowly floated in front of my car (!?)
i went to a new brunswick party with mike and michelle and not to make unfair generalizations but nj/philly indie...
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yesterday i saw TWO nasty car accidents. today i saw TWO crime scenes, one involving a cop taking a picture of a big pool of blood on the sidewalk.
then a purple balloon slowly floated in front of my car (!?)
i went to a new brunswick party with mike and michelle and not to make unfair generalizations but nj/philly indie...
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why are you inside looking at porn? go outside and mow my lawn you lousy piece of southern discomfort!
i woke up on the mean side of the bed. that side being the one with the hangover and blueballs.
PEACE
twelfis
i woke up on the mean side of the bed. that side being the one with the hangover and blueballs.
PEACE
twelfis
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binaryfiendsgone:
Wake and bake for me... It has been way to long since the last I had sex so I think I am immune to blue balls. I have gotten past craving...yeah sure..hehe
aster:
i'm not looking at porn. i'm looking at this cute picture of you holding a camera. 
i like this girl but she's a loser. i mean she's in love with her ex-boyfriend who is a heroin addict scumbag dork who steals from her. and we smooch on each other occasionally but i think i'm gonna stop doing that cos she is being an idiot and i'm being an idiot by association.
i've bene getting up like 4.30 to go to the...
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indie:
Get out ... as soon as you can. If a girl doesn't see the guy that you are, it's not worth your time. I was with someone who like someone else and it hurt when they left me for the other person. So my advise is get out now.
complainey:
i've told you this before..but if it's too hard it's not meant to be. what if you're totally missing out on a really rad girl? someone ten million times radder than that other chick? you never know dude. just try to do what's best for you.
i woke up and wrote this:
the library stinks
mold slouches kioskward
large as a mans head
but the quiet beards are there,
tucked in and powdered,
shades of salt and pepper,
swallowed in the broad newspapers
a sleeplike touch to everything
gloss binding and corners
we come in our public clothes
scanning moldy charts for pleasant numbers
mold and acid paper and exhaust
the...
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the library stinks
mold slouches kioskward
large as a mans head
but the quiet beards are there,
tucked in and powdered,
shades of salt and pepper,
swallowed in the broad newspapers
a sleeplike touch to everything
gloss binding and corners
we come in our public clothes
scanning moldy charts for pleasant numbers
mold and acid paper and exhaust
the...
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alexcuervo:
Yo 12-iss!
Good shit man. I'm jealous of your writing ability.
Good shit man. I'm jealous of your writing ability.
binaryfiendsgone:
Good stuff. I really enjoyed the poem. It seems you have a knack for giving the reader your senses.
today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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inseptiv:
Speaking of glasses, I bought new frames today. The neatest part of visiting the optometrist was having him flip lenses on the lens doodad machine, asking me "better" or "worse". That machine humbles me. But I felt guilty, because most of the lens choices seemed to look the same. So I might have screwed myself out of better sight because when in doubt I kept saying "no. 1 is better" so he could feel he was doing his job. You know? Anyway, new glasses are neat like that: you know your sight is getting worse, but then you get to see better than you have for the last while. Oh wait, this is your journal... uhm, how do you knock over a duck?
today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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today will go down in my memoirs as the day i knocked everything down.
the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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the pope oughta tatoo "CLUMSY" accross my forehead. i mean, i wake up and i knock my alarm clock and break it. then i spill the following before leaving the house: shaving gel, aftershave, hair goo, and a tin of dog biscuits...then it occurs to me that i oughta put on...
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i totally wanna invent a pocket pussy that looks like a sandwich.
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complainey:
i'll tell you "why not a taco?" cos tacos are hard and crunchy. and soft tacos are rolled up...and also, what does lettuce and cheese have to do with a vagina? (shakes fist in air) MEN!
alexcuervo:
but.. but...
tacos taste GOOOOOOOD!
tacos taste GOOOOOOOD!
i had one of the lamest dreams ever. i was reading The Onion and it was like a year ago, when that "all your base are belong to us" stuff was popular. and they did a short article, "main screen turn on." it was more dull than my dream about buying pants in sears.
so i hacked into pee-wee herman's computer and look at this...
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so i hacked into pee-wee herman's computer and look at this...
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complainey:
hahaha. you are too funny.
last night i went over mike's and we played othello and i totally kicked his girlfriend's ass. by that time though i was on my second 40 of the evening and it wasn't so fun. then this cunt and her J.A.P. friends came over and I can't stand them...but somehow they always end up being friends with new people that i meet...and we kind of...
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complainey:
it's gonna be ok, honey. it really will. want a hug? even if you don't can i still hug you and then make a pass and grab your ass? it won't do much to help you out..but i'd kinda..not even get turned on by it but still ...hey.... ass.
complainey:
also, i forgot to mention i love that game. othello. rock on.
i saw a car accident too. it was entirely avoidable. stupid people.