twelvis

woah, weird sex dream:

i went with some relatives to a roast for Bill Cosby. I sped down the highway on this old moped and found out that when i got there i had to walk using a cane...then i was with a tall and a little chubby blonde, and some girl who looked like siren. we decided to take a tour of Merril Lynch...
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hello i like pie

today was alright enough. i woke up and went to the gym and got my workout on. then i kinda lazed around the house and read zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance...the book is...oh i don't know. i don't go for this spirituality crap. even the stuff that makes sense. i couldn't be more materialist (in the marxist sense of...
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love is mean.

on another note, i wish my record player was workin cos i wanna listen to my rockabilly lps but alas i cannot. i hate my life.

on another note, i got some speed and it doesn't seem to be doing anything. i feel vaguely jittery, that's it. screw drugs, they are never fun.
i'm all sorts of negative. here's a cat =^_^=

HI.

i have nothing funny to say. i quit smoking and i think i'm doing okay, being on my second day sans smoke.

and the girls at my work somehow got this chinese figure with a wee-wee and when you put it in water it fills with water and wees into your teacup or something. they were all giggling and i was all ablush with...
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today was grannie's funeral. it was oddly not sad. the priest was a big dork tho, he not only misprounced my granma's last name and got basic facts about her life wrong (he said she was a wonderful mother to her sons and daughters--she only had sons) but he also just plain sucked ass. and i looked in the open casket, which is something i've...
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i'm reading this book on our very special president:

"Oh, I thought you said 'some band.' The Taliban in Afghanistan! Absolutely. Repressive."
--Glamour, June 2000.

This was a reply to a question in a journalistic pop quiz. When asked about the Taliban, Bush shook his head and stood there mute until the reporter hinted: "repression of women in Afghanistan...?"
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on mah MP3 jukebox:
Billy...
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it was a very surreal friday.
i had one of the strangest dreams ever, and i wont go into it but i've noticed my dreams come in patterns, that they follow (what i dimly know about) the rules of quantum theory.

i get to work and my boss is decked out in spandex for some bicycle race he's about to do. most unfortunate is the...
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i done put up a new picture. like from a year ago. ok i lie it was like 3 months ago and i look exactly the same, save it's too hot for a cowboy jacket and skinny red ties look gay as hell with plain t-shirts. some dude said i look like i belong on the makeoutclub so i hit him.

there's that post on...
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awww crap, i was driving home from the gym this morning and ran over a bird.

i miss my old fat cats: http://www.angelfire.com/nj/twelve/fuglycats.jpg

time to study for this fucking exam.

so get this: jeb bush, governor of florida and bro of president retard, has to pick someone for a vacant seat on the florida supreme court--the same supreme court that selected our mentally-defective president in 2000. the leading candidate for the seat is a cuban-american who has no experience as a judge, but was a senior partner at a big fla law firm.

AND
this...
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