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Thursday Aug 15, 2002

Aug 15, 2002
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i was hungry soooooooooooo i ate 2 donuts. TWO. one, two donuts!
it's all good tho cos i've been working my ass off all week FlyFunkeeFresh-style!

some random thoughts:
--pictures look best when tainted blue
--i'm having anxiety about my job situation but it's not exciting and worth repeating here
--my parents want me to have very low expectations
--i like cigarettes too much. to me they're like some kind of devoted pet
--i can already feel that second donut making my belly bigger
--santa claus died a few days ago. sorry to all you churchy kids, and to you jews, who gives a damn, right?
--i'm very thirsty but don't want to drink as much water as my belly is telling me she wants because i'm tired and i don't wanna get up halfway thru the nite and go wee...or wet the bed!
--it's easy to make people think you're smart. just don't talk much, constantly look like you're in a bad mood but deny being sad anytime anyone asks. figure out what's right to love and hate on principle, and feel the exact opposite about half of these things.

and an aphorism:
"when you join the rat race, you race with rats."
--Bertolt Brecht.
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emperor_tane:
Lord Twelvis, I love donuts.. Dunkin Donuts locks the doors when they see me coming..

Tane
Aug 15, 2002
maxx:
Where are the donuts from? 2 donuts is quite a lot, unless they're hot Krispy Kreme. Those go down like butter.

actually, I don't think my analogy got across my feelings about Krispy Kreme very well. But it was too strange to erase.
Aug 16, 2002

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