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Saturday Aug 03, 2002

Aug 3, 2002
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i'm sort of working on a play. it's called "cotton candy randy and the robot zoo." it's about a boy named randy who, through a series of humorous and complicated mishapps, cannot go with his class on a field trip to the robot zoo. his best friend, a boy who is half-broccoli, half-egg, offers to dress like a robot buttler. hilarity ensues. his other best friend is the school bully who is always wearing rollerskates. the bully constantly gets into fights with randy's adoptive mother, a butch lesbian mexican wrestling cat named Mistress Meow Meow del Terror. the play is going nowhere because i keep introducing pointless characters such as Calculette, the deaf robot fairy; Julian the gay volkswagon; Principal Herpes; the breakfast pals, Reverend Gus of the Church of the Carwash; special cameos by Joan Jett, Penny, Dave Thomas and Hamburglar, Joseph Goebels and Raymond Chandler.

i was also working on a prequel to The Goonies before i found out it was inescapably boring.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
takora:
ah, i feel for ya, 12. i'm in the same boat.
Aug 3, 2002
febo:
hey man, i saw something like that on small wonder once. but hilarity did indeed ensue.
Aug 4, 2002

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