Sunday Jul 28, 2002

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hey sobriety is kinda fun. my body is saying to me, "hey matt! don'tcha want a nice tall cold one? eh? eh? hows bout it?" and i'm all "NO! GO BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION!" and my body's all "oh, so that's how it is. a'ight then." and i'm all "what, you wanna step to this?" and my body's all, "bring it on, bitch!" and i'm all "whateva! whateva!"

i just went to target and bought some socks.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
complainey:
you're not gonna believe this one..
I TOO, WEAR SOCKS.
fucking bitchin'.
febo:
shipmates does rule. however 'cheaters' is far better. it always ends badly and it's local.

"hey i've been to that bitchslap location! i saw saving private ryan there.",
t

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