twelvis

hey sobriety is kinda fun. my body is saying to me, "hey matt! don'tcha want a nice tall cold one? eh? eh? hows bout it?" and i'm all "NO! GO BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION!" and my body's all "oh, so that's how it is. a'ight then." and i'm all "what, you wanna step to this?" and my body's all, "bring it on, bitch!" and i'm all "whateva! whateva!"

i just went to target and bought some socks.